[CL] Champions League 2014/15 (26 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

I'd still bone you, @Ragazza

 

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[Ragazza]

Not with that username.

 

[Lion]

-rep to disgusting inter fans

 

[Post Ironic]

That is the greatest (worst) username ever.


I'm human, damn it.

 

[Seven]

You want hot sweaty chicks in the gym ?



Well, this isnt soviet russia or america. So few girls come into the gym to squat here. Western europe, is offcourse a shithole when talking about women, handfull of exceptions aside.

However, plenty more will attempt crossfit. Key is beeing quick. Get into her pants and wreck that pussy, before the crossfit will inevitably wreck her spine

This obsession crossfit has with squatting.. contrary to what everyone says squatting with 100 kgs on your back is not a natural movement. You should be highly trained to do so. And even then some people just don't have the build for it. I 'd like crossfit a whole lot better if they did sprints instead of squats for the lower body. And regular pull ups instead of that kipping bullshit.

 

[rakib567]

 

[sallyinzaghi]

This season we are having has taken over my life it's like a dream all I can think about is Juve (more than usual!!)

 

[Zacheryah]

This obsession crossfit has with squatting.. contrary to what everyone says squatting with 100 kgs on your back is not a natural movement. You should be highly trained to do so. And even then some people just don't have the build for it. I 'd like crossfit a whole lot better if they did sprints instead of squats for the lower body. And regular pull ups instead of that kipping bullshit.

Fully agreed.

And their adaptation of deadlifts, is even worse. Thats downright murdering the spine of people not trained for it.


I mean, Klokov or one of the "past it olympic lifters" or former NFL players or whatever, they have the awesome core that they can pick up the weight as wrong as possible, and it wont even cause the slightest muscle trauma

But i've seen girls pull deadlifts in wich you could hear the hernia's pop, erector spinae and hamstrings tear, and ligaments give out.

 

[zizinho]

No matter what happens in the final, just ... $#@! Barca, $#@! Real, $#@! Bayern, $#@! Chelsea, PSG and $#@! City. $#@! all those grand, larger-than-football itself, megarich, oil clubs with bandwagoner fans who are able to show up to games with attacking duos or trios or quartettes or whatever worth 250 million euros (2-3 players worth 250 million euros), pricing everybody else out of the market... I mean... are these doped up clubs even football clubs anymore? I see them more as Coca Cola, or Pepsi. $#@!ing $#@!, the lot of them. Bayern pretty much already won the league in December and their fans aren't even celebrating because they're out of the CL so they're all "depressed" now. Too big to celebrate a league win, I suppose. It's too provincial for them. It's Europe or nothing (lol). The same with Real. Any season they don't bring home the CL trophy is a "failure". And now they've just sacked their coach, who won them the big ears last season. Imagine being a fan of such $#@!ing $#@!?? Where are the values? Where's the heart.

These aren't football clubs anymore. They've become something else. They're the big lawfirm that starts to whip their employees because they didn't get enough "Legal 500 top tier ratings". They're the multinational corporation that cancels the employees' christmas bonus due to sales being lower than last year. They can't take pleasure in anything they do, because it's all about money now.

I say $#@! them all. And I say Forza Juve for sticking to the roots of what a football club is supposed to be. And Forza Juve for taking all of these $#@!clubs on, one by one, and for showing everyone that it's possible to reach the final without having a bank account on steroids. Forza Juve for having risen from the depths of hell after demotion and having the brand image and reputation tainted (for no god damn reason whatsoever, but we $#@!ing climbed back up regardless).

Even if a spirit from the future came and told me that Juve would never ever win the European Cup ever again, I'd still follow this club until my last breath.

Our lads will make us proud in Berlin no matter what happens. Maybe the rat Suarez and Messi will dance with the cup in the end, but those $#@!s were expected to be there. We are there because we have that togetherness and unity that makes every player in our squad perform better than what his stats suggests. We are a collective. An OLD SCHOOL FOOTBALL CLUB. I will never forget this season. Win or lose, this is my favourite season ever.

I love this club.

saw this just now

quoting it in case someone else missed it

FORZA JUVE

 

[Elvin]

Amazing post. I sign under every word.

 

[Xperd]

Jem

 

[Lorenzo Juve]

 

[Hist]

If we do win the CL we should definitely make a video about the key moments between 2011 and now.

 

[Mohad]

If we do win the CL we should definitely make a video about the key moments between Calciopoli and now.

Fixed.

 

[CrimsonianKing]

No matter what happens in the final, just ... fuck Barca, fuck Real, fuck Bayern, fuck Chelsea, PSG and fuck City. Fuck all those grand, larger-than-football itself, megarich, oil clubs with bandwagoner fans who are able to show up to games with attacking duos or trios or quartettes or whatever worth 250 million euros (2-3 players worth 250 million euros), pricing everybody else out of the market... I mean... are these doped up clubs even football clubs anymore? I see them more as Coca Cola, or Pepsi. Fucking shit, the lot of them. Bayern pretty much already won the league in December and their fans aren't even celebrating because they're out of the CL so they're all "depressed" now. Too big to celebrate a league win, I suppose. It's too provincial for them. It's Europe or nothing (lol). The same with Real. Any season they don't bring home the CL trophy is a "failure". And now they've just sacked their coach, who won them the big ears last season. Imagine being a fan of such fucking shit?? Where are the values? Where's the heart.

These aren't football clubs anymore. They've become something else. They're the big lawfirm that starts to whip their employees because they didn't get enough "Legal 500 top tier ratings". They're the multinational corporation that cancels the employees' christmas bonus due to sales being lower than last year. They can't take pleasure in anything they do, because it's all about money now.

I say fuck them all. And I say Forza Juve for sticking to the roots of what a football club is supposed to be. And Forza Juve for taking all of these shitclubs on, one by one, and for showing everyone that it's possible to reach the final without having a bank account on steroids. Forza Juve for having risen from the depths of hell after demotion and having the brand image and reputation tainted (for no god damn reason whatsoever, but we fucking climbed back up regardless).

Even if a spirit from the future came and told me that Juve would never ever win the European Cup ever again, I'd still follow this club until my last breath.

Our lads will make us proud in Berlin no matter what happens. Maybe the rat Suarez and Messi will dance with the cup in the end, but those cunts were expected to be there. We are there because we have that togetherness and unity that makes every player in our squad perform better than what his stats suggests. We are a collective. An OLD SCHOOL FOOTBALL CLUB. I will never forget this season. Win or lose, this is my favourite season ever.

I love this club.

This is the best post i've read around here. Love you Jem.

I'd give you all my reps if i could.

 

[da_ledgeaun]

great post Jem

Fino Alla Fine!!

 

[Jem83]

Damn, dat post really hit home it seems.

Honored to be following this club together with all you lunatics

And we truly deserve these glorious (yet brickshitting) times.

Fino alla fine, boys and girls

 

[lgorTudor]

Gem83

 

[Hist]

Damn, dat post really hit home it seems.

Honored to be following this club together with all you lunatics

And we truly deserve these glorious (yet brickshitting) times.

Fino alla fine, boys and girls

So cheesy and soft Jem

 

[Jem83]

it's how I roll