[CL] Bayern vs JUVENTUS [16th March, 2016] (7 Viewers)

[PhRoZeN]

Well they got it wrong tonight. Here's hoping there incorrect prediction form continues tomorrow.

 

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[DAiDEViL]

Michael Owen

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28. "Blackburn have got two strikers on and they're both playing up front".

27. "Jordan Rossiter is like Steven Gerrard, but he hasn't got the physical attributes, the pace or the power".

26. "If Man City don't score, they hardly ever win".

25. "Man Utd have to find way of penetrating, stretching the back four. Then you probe & find the holes."

24. "If there's rain about, it makes the surface wet".

23. "If Rojo wasn't left footed he'd have used his right for that one"

22. "When they don’t score they hardly ever win."

21. "He’s elbowed him in the head, but there's nothing in it for me."

20. "Jelavic would have scored that if he wasn't offside."

19. "It's a good run, but it's a poor run, if you know what I mean?"

18. "What a feeling it is to be a manager and bring someone on."

17. "City will come out with a fresh set of impetus."

16. "It's definitely hit Defoe's hand as it's gone in, but it's not a handball for me."

15. "That’s simple as…simple."

14. "Whichever teams scores more goals usually wins."

13. "Anichebe is just pulling off Jones, which is what I would do if I was him."

12. "You can't really grumble at the red card but it's very harsh."

11. "To stay in the game, you have to stay in the game."

10. "Blackburn have got two strikers on and they're both playing up front."

9. "I love these players with two feet."

8. "You need people who score goals. That’s how you win games."

7. "It’s hit the facial part of his head."

6. "Alderweireld played really well last year for Tottenham, let's hope he can transfer that form to Spurs this season."

5. "That would have been a goal had it gone inside the post."

4. "When the ball is that still, it's wobbling in the air."

3. "You’re on your own out there with ten mates."

2. "That shot is impossible. I saw Yaya Toure do it once."

1. "You have to believe your own eyes, don't you?"

 

[PhRoZeN]

Michael Owen

https://twitter.com/mickyowenquotes

 

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Michael Owen

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[DAiDEViL]

i'd like to think he's just trolling...but i fear he isn't. @Ocelot

"Will West Ham win the Champions League if they’re in it? It’s a huge doubt".

"Blackburn have got two strikers on and they're both playing up front".

“ It is a title decider. But it's not going to decide any titles just yet. ”

 

[Fr3sh]

We got this manbros

 

[DUKAC]

Why? Because he's fast? Kimmich did a fantastic job against Aubameyang by the way.
If you concentrate all your counter threat in the middle we'll have an easy night.

I just wish Kimmich to repeat his display at first leg .He was responsible for both our goals.Fine prospect.

 

[Fr3sh]

Gigi to close the shop and neuer to be exposed by pereyra and zaza.

 

[DUKAC]

If that means putting all your speed in the center, please do so. That's where it is crowded. We're usually vulnerable on the wings, not because our wingers are bad but because they play quite centrally.
Kimmich was at fault for the first goal due to an amateur error but the second goal was mainly Neuer's fault throwing the ball to Lahm forcing him in an aerial duel he couldn't.

If you go that way and also decide to park the bus, I'll be relaxed.

Be relaxed but we won't park the bus.Maybe we can concede few goals but you can be sure that we won't park the bus.Watch and see.

 

[PedroFlu]

My fear is playing Mandzukic and fucking him up for months.

Just play the guy if he's healthy, ffs. Of course if he is, he must play.. but if he feels tightness, it may be a bad choice to play him.

I reaaaally wish Allegri would stop with the absurdity that is leaving Sandro out of the team. It's bizarre if it happens.

I want our team to press and run like madmen. Hernanes is bound to fuck up in these situations, given his softness and slowness. We absolutely can't have a midfield of Hernanes and Khedira together. Sturaro would be a good DM, or maybe Asamoah.

I really like the team someone posted though:

Buffon

Licht ------Bonucci-------Barzagli-----Evra

--------------Sturaro/Asa

-------Khedira-----------Pogba

Cuadrado-------------------Alex Sandro

----------------Mandzukic (Morata)

 

[Ocelot]

i'd like to think he's just trolling...but i fear he isn't. @Ocelot

The whole list is fucking hilarious

 

[CrimsonianKing]

Wheres the pussy underwear pic? @Post Ironic

 

[Maldeika]

I'm willing to see us go out if Mandzu bites Muller's nose off.

Actually Müller still has one good for the time Mandzu knocked him out of the Hoffenheim match in 2013...

 

[Fr3sh]

Wheres the pussy underwear pic? @Post Ironic

My main worry is the teams mental state and how much grit they willing to show. Dont respect them, fuck them! Play me some Zaza!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[DUKAC]

My main worry is the teams mental state and how much grit they willing to show. Dont respect them, $#@! them! Play me some Zaza!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You have a point here.

 

[DAiDEViL]

@Klin

 

[Hist]

This is how the match will go. We will score an early goal and will get very excited. Vidal will then get red carded in a terrible challenge on Pogba in the box handing us a PK. We will go 2-0 up and try to shut down. Pep will bring robben in for the ineffective Coman. He will score an ugly goal and then a last minute golazo (his typical goal). We go to PKs and lose.

 

[InterMerda]

This is how the match will go. We will score an early goal and will get very excited. Vidal will then get red carded in a terrible challenge on Pogba in the box handing us a PK. We will go 2-0 up and try to shut down. Pep will bring robben in for the ineffective Coman. He will score an ugly goal and then a last minute golazo (his typical goal). We go to PKs and win.

Fixed.

 

[italiacalcio10]

Why? Because he's fast? Kimmich did a fantastic job against Aubameyang by the way.
If you concentrate all your counter threat in the middle we'll have an easy night.

Pace is only part of it. Kimmich is unnatural in the position. But Cuadrado is very different from Aubameyang. Aubameyang is fast but he is a number 9. Cuadrado is probably the best player in Serie A on taking players on 1x1. Cuadrado is a much better dribbler than Aubameyang. That is why is fouled 3.2x per game vs. Aubameyang at 0.6x. I'm not saying the strategy would work, but for a player who isn't natural in the defense position, playing Cuadrado wouldn't be fun.

That being said, knowing Cuadrado, he would beat Kimmich easily, and then miss the net or shoot is straight at the keeper, which is why many on the board hate him.

 

[rakib567]