++ [ originally posted by laresca
] ++
OK I've got a great Aussie joke for us all!!
An American went to Sydney for a vacation. After his plane had landed, he did whatever the hell he had to do and walked out.
Now, he was crossing the street when he was hit by an Aussie cab-driver drinking Fosters
Now he woke up to find a beautiful nurse(not unlike hoshi

) at his bedside.
His first words were: "Did I come here to die??"
The nurse replied: "Noi, you came here yesterdye."