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Layce Erayce

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Aug 11, 2002
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OK I've got a great Aussie joke for us all!!

An American went to Sydney for a vacation. After his plane had landed, he did whatever the hell he had to do and walked out.

Now, he was crossing the street when he was hit by an Aussie cab-driver drinking Fosters ;)

Now he woke up to find a beautiful nurse(not unlike hoshi :D) at his bedside.

His first words were: "Did I come here to die??"

The nurse replied: "Noi, you came here yesterdye."
 

Layce Erayce

Senior Member
Aug 11, 2002
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#47
++ [ originally posted by Numero10 ] ++
Hi i am new here. I am a 16 year old from Australia but i am Italian. I was born in Veneto and lived in Treviso(same as DP :D) when i was younger. As you may have guessed from my name my favourite player is DP.

Forza Juve!
Well I guess numerodix just had a close call ;)

AND WELCOME NUMERO10!!!
 

Slagathor

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Jul 25, 2001
22,708
#48
++ [ originally posted by laresca ] ++
OK I've got a great Aussie joke for us all!!

An American went to Sydney for a vacation. After his plane had landed, he did whatever the hell he had to do and walked out.

Now, he was crossing the street when he was hit by an Aussie cab-driver drinking Fosters ;)

Now he woke up to find a beautiful nurse(not unlike hoshi :D) at his bedside.

His first words were: "Did I come here to die??"

The nurse replied: "Noi, you came here yesterdye."
Always making fun of accents! :D
 

hoshi

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Sep 2, 2002
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#49
bahahah :)
east coast australian accents are like that though... i don't mind admitting it :)
west coasters (like myself :)) have a sort of cross between east coast and english

teehee... a nurse :D
 
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Numero10

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    ++ [ originally posted by laresca ] ++
    OK I've got a great Aussie joke for us all!!

    An American went to Sydney for a vacation. After his plane had landed, he did whatever the hell he had to do and walked out.

    Now, he was crossing the street when he was hit by an Aussie cab-driver drinking Fosters ;)

    Now he woke up to find a beautiful nurse(not unlike hoshi :D) at his bedside.

    His first words were: "Did I come here to die??"

    The nurse replied: "Noi, you came here yesterdye."
    :D
     

    Fred

    Senior Member
    Oct 2, 2003
    41,112
    #53
    ++ [ originally posted by Josh ] ++
    OK I've got a great Aussie joke for us all!!

    An American went to Sydney for a vacation. After his plane had landed, he did whatever the hell he had to do and walked out.

    Now, he was crossing the street when he was hit by an Aussie cab-driver drinking Fosters ;)

    Now he woke up to find a beautiful nurse(not unlike hoshi :D) at his bedside.

    His first words were: "Did I come here to die??"

    The nurse replied: "Noi, you came here yesterdye."
    :LOL:
     

    Len

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    Feb 13, 2004
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    #54
    This thread hasn't been replied for a year and a half now!
    Anyway, good joke....... I'm Aussie myself!
    The guy who started the thread isn't here anymore, his last post was last year January! :)
     

    Ali

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    Jul 15, 2002
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    #55
    I was about to check if something was wrong with the forum after seeing a couple of very old threads resurfacing!
     
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