As I was reading each sentence, I was like:
Okay, let me see where he's going with this.
Alright, hmmm..
Errr, you're losing me.
Well perhaps in a conspiracy theory way...
Oh, no, you're just out of your f%#$ing mind.
Yep, Americans are flying jets into the World Trade Center again, and now the French are assassinating their own cartoonists for political gain.