Ah okay, but you are a vegan? My best friend at high school was a United fan, and often mocked me since we were relegated, since then I hate that team and the league as well, but that's not important.
He had a younger brother, he was strange, silent type, vegan but on the internet he was a warrior. Some years later I found out he is gay as well. Just wanted to share this with tuz, sorry for going off topic.