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baggio

Senior Member
Jun 3, 2003
19,250
Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some cum on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
 

Maddy

Oracle of Copenhagen
Jul 10, 2009
16,541
Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some cum on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
:lol:
 

Fake Melo

Ghost Division
Sep 3, 2010
37,077
Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some cum on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
Have to admit you scared me at first, but what the fuck :D :lol:

Medical tomorrow :tuttosport:
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,733
I fapped at Tevez when he was a BocaJr ace, back in 2003 ...
Now he comes here....ten fukin years late.....

But you know what? fuk it!! we would have lost him to calciopoli anyways... so it was not meant to be!.
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,689
im so telling on you
Come ooooon.

Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some cum on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
:lol: :heart:
 

abstract

Senior Member
Mar 3, 2012
4,407
Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some cum on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
hahahahahaha
 

Hydde

Minimiliano Tristelli
Mar 6, 2003
38,733
Hey everyone, this is baggio's brother. We just came home from a party and saw him lying on the floor with something oozing from the mouth. We took him to the hospital, the doctors are saying that he tried to give himself a blowjob and came while doing so. There was some $#@! on his iPad, but it seems that whatever little he swallowed tasted so bad that he vomited, and then choked on his own vomit. He has hot vomit marks on his neck also. And keeps saying Tevez-Quagliarella when the doctors ask him his name.
Son, what u have witnessed.... is ur brother changing from a man to an adult. Its normal.
 
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