Carlos Tevez (167 Viewers)

[Mark]

GDM says Juve will call shitty at exactly 10am and if the call is positive and shitty resolves some details with Carlitos Juve will flight out there to make the deal.

 

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[Red]

We signed him as goalkeeper coach.

Tevez or Di Marzio?

 

[Martin]

Tevez or Di Marzio?

The pair.

 

[Vinny Del Pogba]

I have a huge Tevez boner right now.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I have a huge Tevez boner right now.

Someone throw scalding water on your deck?

 

[Red]

I have a huge Tevez boner right now.

Your cock is horribly scarred because of an accident with boiling water?

 

[Vinny Del Pogba]

You guys...

 

[Robee]

So Berbatov chose Fulham because they are higher profile than Juve?

I think it has more to do with what he thought was best for his family. Prestige doesn't always win out.

Did I say that? No. Try again. 'Though your last sentence is part of what I mean in this discussion. Juve just wouldn't appeal me if I were Honda...

 

[baggio]

He's no Di Marzio but was on the Anleka and maybe Isla/Asamoah but not sure.

Di Marzio mention a phone call tomorrow and if it's positive then Juve will go there.

I wonder what we'll say on the phone possibly. Wouldn't a meeting like this just happen by appointment? Unless that's what we are planning to do?

Beppe: Ciao Soriano, calling for an appointment.
Soriano: Hi Beppe, good to hear from you.
Beppe: I come Angleterre today.
Soriano: Howcome, horrible weather, but join us for high tea.
Beppe: I comma to discussa Te...vv.

Phone hangs. Turns to Agnelli.

Agnelli (anxious): And??
Beppe: I don'ta know yet. I need to redialla. Loanna me another coin please.

 

[Martin]

Not your best work ever, dude

 

[Vinny Del Pogba]

Did I say that? No. Try again. 'Though your last sentence is part of what I mean in this discussion. Juve just wouldn't appeal me if I were Honda...

I don't know what appeals to Honda, but I know everyone can't play for United, City, Chelsea, Real, Barca and Bayern.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Nothing will happen. Please don't listen to these stupid mercato "gurus" and get your hopes up.

 

[Lion]

indeed.marotta will fail. yet again

 

[Gian]

Nothing will happen. Please don't listen to these stupid mercato "gurus" and get your hopes up.

don't call Di Marzio a ''stupid mercato guru''.

9/10 times he's spot on and he's the most reliable out there. The guy is a legend and SKY would be nothing without him.

 

[baggio]

Not your best work ever, dude

Haha, 4 am squibbles.

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Nothing will happen. Please don't listen to these stupid mercato "gurus" and get your hopes up.

Although it should. That's what the mercato is meant for. I wouldn't say chasing Tevez is getting our hopes up. It's friggin realistic, and if we can't close this, our DS needs another job.

 

[Fint]

Marotta & Paratici will fly to Manchester tomorrow only after City inform them that they've cleared all internal problems with Tevez - SKY.

 

[Osman]

Beppe: Ciao Soriano, calling for an appointment.
Soriano: Hi Beppe, good to hear from you.
Beppe: I come Angleterre today.
Soriano: Howcome, horrible weather, but join us for high tea.
Beppe: I comma to discussa Te...vv.

Phone hangs. Turns to Agnelli.

Agnelli (anxious): And??
Beppe: I don'ta know yet. I need to redialla. Loanna me another coin please.

And this ladies and gents, is why Italians hate the Super Mario franchise.

 

[Dostoevsky]

I have a huge Tevez boner right now.

Pictures or it didn't happen.

 

[baggio]

Marotta & Paratici will fly to Manchester tomorrow only after City inform them that they've cleared all internal problems with Tevez - SKY.

Internal problems? Or is it just to let him know that he isn't part of their plans?

 

[Fint]

Internal problems? Or is it just to let him know that he isn't part of their plans?

Maybe they want him to clean out his cave under the Etihad before he goes anywhere?