Carlos Tevez (12 Viewers)

[Elvin]

Fuck this ogre man... Turin is not much different from Manchester, he's just gonna cry for mommy eventually. Fuck him!

 

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[Buck Fuddy]

Turin is not much different from Manchester

Elvin spreading his knowledge

 

[Bianconero81]

I was just about to say if Marotta was able to hijack this deal, my respect for him would increase by about 20%. Then he goes and pulls this shit off

 

[Bianconero81]

I am just ridiculous.

Yes you are my friend You are Belgian after all

 

[Elvin]

Elvin spreading his knowledge

You know what I mean. Not much party life over there, it's no Buenos Aires.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

You know what I mean.

Honestly, I really didn't.

Not much party life over there,

You clearly haven't been there.

it's no Buenos Aires.

Well yeah, at least that much is true

 

[Elvin]

Yea, actually I haven't been there, I just assume it's a boring city with nothing else besides Juve.
Wait, so Turin is actually fun then?

 

[Badass J Elkann]

i wouldn't say it was fun, but it wasn't unpleasant

 

[Klin]

i wouldn't say it was fun, but it wasn't unpleasant

You sound like you had a lot of time for sightseeing there.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

You sound like you had a lot of time for sightseeing there.

well yes it was pretty tranquil there were things to see, but at the same time it isn't exactly Milan or Rome

 

[Klin]

well yes it was pretty tranquil there were things to see, but at the same time it isn't exactly Milan or Rome

Yes, I have been there too. I didn't like it much as a city. Food and especially the ice-cream was delicious though.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Yes, I have been there too. I didn't like it much as a city. Food and especially the ice-cream was delicious though.

yeah food and ice cream :lick:

 

[Buck Fuddy]

well yes it was pretty tranquil there were things to see, but at the same time it isn't exactly Milan or Rome

Exactly.

It's better than Rome.

Yes, I have been there too. I didn't like it much as a city. Food and especially the ice-cream was delicious though.

Pssh, that's because you spent all your time bargaining with the hookers on the Via Nizza

 

[Badass J Elkann]

Exactly.

It's better than Rome.




Pssh, that's because you spent all your time bargaining with the hookers on the Via Nizza

 

[Klin]

Pssh, that's because you spent all your time bargaining with the hookers on the Via Nizza

You seem to know very well where to find hookers there. No surprises that you liked it.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

You can't really claim to know a town if you don't know where to find the nicest spots, best food & nightlife. And hookers.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

So how much do you cost for half an hour, Buck Fuddy?

 

[Klin]

You can't really claim to know a town if you don't know where to find the nicest spots, best food & nightlife. And hookers.

I never claimed I knew Turin. I spent only 2 nights there in December, smartass.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

So how much do you cost for half an hour, Buck Fuddy?

Shirley, that depends on what you'd want me to do. I'll pm you the entire menu, let me know your pick.

I never claimed I knew Turin. I spent only 2 nights there in December, smartass.

And I never claimed that you claimed that you knew Turin, dumbass.

I was merely referring to myself.



And now back on topic: Chances of Tevez ending up at Juve are about as big as those of Aguero. And I don't mind that one bit.

 

[Fake Melo]

Kia Joorabchian: "I've talked with Tevez and he would be happy to come to Italy."

"We have talked with Milan and we're interested in the big Italian clubs. Tevez wants to play for a big club."