Carlos Tevez (7 Viewers)

[Lion]

he's basically sucking his own cock....



....every man's dream is to do that

 

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[Pirlo's Beard]

no homo

 

[Lion]

sucking your own dick doesnt make u a homo. its your own dick.

 

[Zacheryah]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

 

[juve libico]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

@Jem83

Tuz

 

[Post Ironic]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

What if you're stuffing someone else's dildo in your own anus?

What if you're stuffing someone else's thumb in your own anus?

What if you're stuffing someone else's penis in your own anus?

It is still your own anus, right?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

it's not necessarily.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

What about getting your b--you know what? Never mind, on some infraction points already.

 

[Zacheryah]

having imaginary conversations with yourself again ?

 

[Hængebøffer]

Thats like saying "stuffing a dildo in your anus isnt homo, its your own anus.


If the dildo is an issue, replace with tumb.





Something isnt adding up Lion.

I put a vibrator in my anus last December.

 

[Alen]

I updated the previous list. These are the best seasonal goalscorers for Juve from its beginnings in the late 19th century, until today.
Unfortunately, those crazy 1920's and 1930's are taking every chance Tevez had for topping this list. Perhaps he could have done it if we took the last 5 rounds of serie A seriously and the team played for him, but he'll be rested on most of these matches. The best he can do, imo, is to match Trezeguet and Del Piero, maybe even do a bit better. In any case, Tevez's season, goals wise, is already in the top 20 in Juve's history, and he should sneak into the top 10 if he scores 2-3 more goals. That's doable.

 

[petersmit]

Hirzer what the hell...

 

[piotrr]

Hirzer what the hell...

'Hirzer had scored a total of 50 goals in 43 games for Juventus during his time with them.'

Why the hell we allowed him to leave.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

'Hirzer had scored a total of 50 goals in 43 games for Juventus during his time with them.'

Why the hell we allowed him to leave.

His wife wanted their kids to grow up in England

 

[GordoDeCentral]

the subject here is Carlitos Tevez, stick to it

 

[Lion]

when he was with corinthians in brazil, was there an incident where the fans were protestiing against him or attacking him?

i recall such a thing. i think it was during a match

 

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[Ocelot]

The background

 

[Jem83]