Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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Nah but she was a pretty young teacher at the time. A Lebanese chick with a blond Jew fro as a hairstyle and had a faaat ass. Good Gawd don't think I've jerked off to anybody than her

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I used to sit in front row

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Looks like she taught at the University of Ottawa as well.
http://www.ratemyprofessors.com/ShowRatings.jsp?tid=30427

Find pic pls, i wanna know if she's still as fine
@DAiDEViL

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Bianconero_Aus

Beppe Marotta Is My God
May 26, 2009
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I already lost my virginity by then and was a chronic masterbator, at least 7 times a day. Anywhere, anytime. In school bathroom if teacher's fat ass got me horny, would sometime skeet on the bathroom wall for fun.
Was fun times.
My man :rofl: I used to do the same, but I highly doubt I did it at the same frequency as you

Lol at poor janitor at Edmonton Junior High who had to clean up your debauchery.
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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I knew a guy in high school who would take "sky dumps" in the bathroom. Hang off the top of the stall and try to land his shits in the toilet. :lol2:
:lol:
That man seems like someone I'd get along very well with :D
 

Fr3sh

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Jul 12, 2011
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My man :rofl: I used to do the same, but I highly doubt I did it at the same frequency as you

Lol at poor janitor at Edmonton Junior High who had to clean up your debauchery.
It was when I lived in Ottawa, fun times. When I came out west, the women were nowhere near as sexy. Most were fat as fuck, never seen this much/many love handles and giant lumps of fat right above genital area.

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He also got tasered by the cops when a bunch of us were out downtown one night. :scared:
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Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
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It was when I lived in Ottawa, fun times. When I came out west, the women were nowhere near as sexy. Most were fat as fuck, never seen this much/many love handles and giant lumps of fat right above genital area.

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:rofl:
You didn't come far enough west, yo. Fat women are shunned in Vancouver and Victoria. Cities of outdoorsy yoga pants-clad women.
 

DAiDEViL

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Feb 21, 2015
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It was when I lived in Ottawa, fun times. When I came out west, the women were nowhere near as sexy. Most were fat as fuck, never seen this much/many love handles and giant lumps of fat right above genital area.

:rofl:
I don't understand. Isn't that what you want?
 

DAiDEViL

Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law
Feb 21, 2015
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To be fair, Fr3sh has always said he prefers the lumps of fat on the ass, the hips, and the breasts. :p
There was a guy in my class and the entire schoolbus used to mock him, telling him to throw away his backpack and wrap the books into his lump of fat instead.

Also that fat girl that looked like they cut a skinny girl and a fat girl in half, and stitched the skinny upper body onto the massive ass of the fat girl - They called her iceberg. Spot on i must say.
 

Post Ironic

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Feb 9, 2013
25,271
There was a guy in my class and the entire schoolbus used to mock him, telling him to throw away his backpack and wrap the books into his lump of fat instead.

Also that fat girl that looked like they cut a skinny girl and a fat girl in half, and stitched the skinny upper body onto the massive ass of the fat girl - They called her iceberg. Spot on i must say.
Went to school with a girl like that too. You could probably have used her ass as a table when she was standing upright, it stuck out that far.
 

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