Britney gets married!!! (5 Viewers)
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During the divorce, you mean. 
She's supposed to be worth about $85m, so it's going to be worth his while, unless he does the honourable thing.
Homer Simpson has a Vegas wife too - he moaned in one episode that half his wages already go to her!
She's supposed to be worth about $85m, so it's going to be worth his while, unless he does the honourable thing.
++ [ originally posted by Loppan ] ++
All this reminds me of an episode of "Friends" when Ross & Rachel got married in Vegas
All this reminds me of an episode of "Friends" when Ross & Rachel got married in Vegas
++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
Thank god for that! There's actually someone out there that agrees with me on britney! Especially the bit about her being ugly, shitty voice and a ho..
Thank god for that! There's actually someone out there that agrees with me on britney! Especially the bit about her being ugly, shitty voice and a ho..
You'd shtoop her in a heartbeat, AND make sure that there is a video camera present.
IT'S OVER: BRITNEY'S MARRIAGE ANNULLED
January 5, 2004
ET has obtained the annulment papers that end the very short marriage of BRITNEY SPEARS and JASON ALLEN ALEXANDER. According to the court document, "Spears lacked the understanding of her actions to the extent of agreeing to the marriage, because before entering into the marriage, the plaintiff and defendant did not know each other's likes and dislikes, each other's desires to have or not have children, and each other's desires as to the state of residency. Upon learning of each other's desires, they are so incompatible that there was a want of understanding of each other's action in entering into this marriage. Additionally, pursuant to NRS 125.350, there was no meeting of the minds in entering into this marriage contract, and in a court of equity, there is cause for declaring the contract void."
January 5, 2004
ET has obtained the annulment papers that end the very short marriage of BRITNEY SPEARS and JASON ALLEN ALEXANDER. According to the court document, "Spears lacked the understanding of her actions to the extent of agreeing to the marriage, because before entering into the marriage, the plaintiff and defendant did not know each other's likes and dislikes, each other's desires to have or not have children, and each other's desires as to the state of residency. Upon learning of each other's desires, they are so incompatible that there was a want of understanding of each other's action in entering into this marriage. Additionally, pursuant to NRS 125.350, there was no meeting of the minds in entering into this marriage contract, and in a court of equity, there is cause for declaring the contract void."
++ [ originally posted by USA Juventini ] ++
Tom who are you kidding??
You'd shtoop her in a heartbeat, AND make sure that there is a video camera present.
Tom who are you kidding??
You'd shtoop her in a heartbeat, AND make sure that there is a video camera present.
de-ja-vu, serge?
dammit theres something special about finding someone amazing who few people know/have had preteens jizz on their posters while fantasizing
anyone besides me??
++ [ originally posted by USA Juventini ] ++
Tom who are you kidding??
You'd shtoop her in a heartbeat, AND make sure that there is a video camera present.
Tom who are you kidding??
You'd shtoop her in a heartbeat, AND make sure that there is a video camera present.
++ [ originally posted by Paolo_Montero ] ++
Never tried pillows, paper bags seem to work ok
Never tried pillows, paper bags seem to work ok
Oh man, where's this headed?!?!
I prefer semi-clear plastic myself. It gives it a sort of Sci-Fi feel to it.
"Houston, we have a problem, her mask ripped, and that caused the rocket to crash land."