BREAKING NEWS: Inter Sign Raising Star For 30 M Euro (3 Viewers)

curi83

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Aug 9, 2006
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Damn this is a awesome sign for Inter! Holy shit with what we will beat Inter next year if the have borat? I heard that Berlusconi was impressed by Ali G...

+rep to Abu you are priceless! :D

A :toast: for Abu !
 
Chxta

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Nov 1, 2004
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AbuGadanzieri said:
Milan, Italy (Reuters): Inter Milan have sensationally completed the signing of the much praised raising football star Borat Borat Sagdiyev from Almaty FC for a massive 30 million Euro deal.

The Kazakh international striker, 38, is Inter’s fist signing in the winter calciomercato.


The multi-talented Borat, AKA Khram, is renouned for his unmatched skills on the field as well as his off field leadership qualities and sociable nature evidenced by some of his many hobbies like making "sexy-time", table tennis, disco dancing, sunbathing, shooting dogs, spitting, sitting on comfortable chairs, taking pictures of women while they "make-a toilet," jumping on the trampoline, and drinking traditional wine made from "fermented horse urine.

President Moratti personally presented Inter’s new prized asset to the press yesterday and expressed his great joy and satisfaction in netting the prodigy and reflected on the tough negotiations that inter management endured with Borat and his agents in order to succeed in landing Borat in Milan.


Moratti also elaborated on the immense efforts that Inter management have exerted to make Borat feel at home in Milan which included a organizing a welcoming reception that simulated the popular Kazakh festival of Shurik where participants take a dog and shoot it in a field, and then have a party; however the only differnce is that the participants shot Vieira and Materazzi.


Borat also adressed the press but very briefly as he doesn’t spek Italian.
“Jagshemash my name Borat, I like you, I like sex” Borat said
“I love to play foot balls and I like to score goals like Capello score with his khram in Cassano”.

later, the same afternoon, Borat participated in his fist training with the Inter squad. Mancini said that Borat blended very well with the other players and bonded very well with the team stars and as soon as he saw Zlatan he screamed “WAWAWIWA, IS AVERY NICE” and he immidiately enquired about Zlatan’s sexual orientation.

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Borat is sneaking up on Zlatan and trying to have sexytime or a romance explosion in the shower with his new team mate to lift the team spirit and bond with Inter stars.​

Meanwhile, it is reported that Inter Milan fans worldwide are currently rejoicing and bursting with optimism and are all desperately trying to engage themselves in lucid dreams in attempt to envision the rosy future awaiting Inter with their new star.

Source www.AbuGadanzieriNews.com

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    thank you all for your support

    glad i could put a smile on your faces

    apologies to anyone who found the material of my post offensive in any way.

    just wanted to let you know that i posted the same thing in Inter forum in xtratime and the got very pissed and closed the thread and banned me. guess those wankers cant take a joke.

    http://www.xtratime.com/forum/showthread.php?t=208061

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