That should go something like this...
Lord Allegri: "Hey, Zidane! How are you doing?"
ZZ: "New phone, who dis?"
Allegri: "Always loved that sense of humor, Zizou. This is Massimo from Juventus. You know we've always considered you family."
ZZ: "If you're looking for money, I ain't got any."
Allegri: "No, no... that's not what this call is about. But on the other hand, it sure could help if you could put in a good word for us with Emirates. But how would you like to come back to Turin for old times' sake?"
ZZ: "I'm sorry, but the edges are setting on the quiche in my oven..."
Allegri: "Oh, this will only take a minute...."
ZZ: "Sorry, bad connection ... I can't hear..."
*click*