Axel Witsel - AM/CM - Zenit (15 Viewers)

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Zacheryah

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Aug 29, 2010
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He cant. He's a an allrounded cm that can take a cock in his mouth, purse and anus at the same time.

He likes to ask for the ball and be useless with it when you have possession,and infiltrades the opponents defence, where he can take shots or headers. Call it "a cm that gets into the box". How you can infiltrade a defence with such hair is a mystery for me.
In defence, he excells at running out of position, and beeing poor in recovery despite his physique.


he has no qualities as AM. Our NT coach tried that many times, and it fails each time. He's a cm. Not a cam.
 

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L'autista
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Sep 23, 2003
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It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.
 

Zacheryah

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Aug 29, 2010
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It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.
Mandzukic will take that honor. Lets start a crowdfunder for the material needed to remove the filth of his knuckles
 

DeviAngel

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Oct 3, 2014
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It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.
When we are at it let's sign F.Melo back and hire Bonucci's motivator as our coach, now imagine our team losing.

Mandzukic, Osvaldo, Bonucci, Sturaro, Chiellini, Bonucci's motivational coach.

Come at me bro !
 

K.O.

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Nov 24, 2005
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Honestly, I've never seen him play. But he certainly has one of the worst highlight reel videos on YouTube!

Check out this rubbish. Supposedly, his best moments:

 
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