Axel Witsel - AM/CM - Zenit (28 Viewers)

[alexjuventino]

Can witsel play as AM though?

I prefer to pay 30M for drax rather than 30M for witsel.

I heard he could. In b4 zach says he cant and that he has a gucci purse

 

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[mondo1]

I heard he could. In b4 zach says he cant and that he has a gucci purse

I strongly believe zach is only pissed, cause witsel got the last Gucci purse, that he wanted for himself

 

[alexjuventino]

I strongly believe zach is only pissed, cause witsel got the last Gucci purse, that he wanted for himself

 

[Zacheryah]

He cant. He's a an allrounded cm that can take a cock in his mouth, purse and anus at the same time.

He likes to ask for the ball and be useless with it when you have possession,and infiltrades the opponents defence, where he can take shots or headers. Call it "a cm that gets into the box". How you can infiltrade a defence with such hair is a mystery for me.
In defence, he excells at running out of position, and beeing poor in recovery despite his physique.


he has no qualities as AM. Our NT coach tried that many times, and it fails each time. He's a cm. Not a cam.

 

[DAiDEViL]

 

[alexjuventino]

 

[swag]

It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.

 

[DAiDEViL]

It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.

i fully trust Mandzukic and his pointy elbows.

 

[Zacheryah]

It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.

Mandzukic will take that honor. Lets start a crowdfunder for the material needed to remove the filth of his knuckles

 

[zizinho]

Zach

 

[AFL_ITALIA]

I love it when Zach doesn't like a player.

 

[DeviAngel]

It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.

When we are at it let's sign F.Melo back and hire Bonucci's motivator as our coach, now imagine our team losing.

Mandzukic, Osvaldo, Bonucci, Sturaro, Chiellini, Bonucci's motivational coach.

Come at me bro !

 

[Post Ironic]

There's some serious dark vibes coming off Zach here. I'm guessing Witsel slipped his D in that redhead of Zach's V.

 

[digitalbash]

It's potential signings like Witsel that make me wish we had Osvaldo back... so he can punch the crap out of Witsel's face in the locker room like he did Lamela.

Does Witsel have character issues?

 

[K.O.]

Honestly, I've never seen him play. But he certainly has one of the worst highlight reel videos on YouTube!

Check out this rubbish. Supposedly, his best moments:

 

[Zacheryah]

Does Witsel have character issues?

Yeah. That he has none.

He's a fragile beeing, that likes to break legs if it doesnt go his way, and has the mental spine of a wet towel.

 

[Bianconero81]

Fuck this guy. Looks like Fellaini but with the heart of a chicken. I don't want me some Asshole Schnitzel.

 

[kao_ray]

 

[Seven]

Yeah. That he has none.

He's a fragile beeing, that likes to break legs if it doesnt go his way, and has the mental spine of a wet towel.

Fuck that. Wasilewski was at least 50% to blame. Guy was a complete idiot.

 

[Amer]

Bring this guy and the Scudetto is lost.