ASQ (49 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

Should I buy stocks or short them?

 

Buy on AliExpress.com

[Quetzalcoatl]

Short, definitely.

 

[Bjerknes]

Done.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

No problem. I'm here whenever you need my advice.

 

[Bjerknes]

You are my new financial consultant.

Hey, you're better than the one that sold my dad on a corrupt mutual fund.

 

[bianconero]

You guys wanna know something useful? Peanut butter is an excellent alternative to shaving cream. Seriously. It shaves so much smoother, causes no irritation, is much cheaper and actually moisturises your face. The only problem is that is sticks in your razor, but that's okay if you're gonna continue to use the PB.


N.B. Before you say this is off-topic, it's not. It's a stupid question because I know you guys never want to know anything useful.

I tried it out this morning and I haven't recovered.

Do not use the chunky!

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

But really, it's great.

 

[icemaη]

Now my balls taste like peanuts

 

[Buck Fuddy]

Please, do enlighten us as to how (& why) you managed to taste your own balls.

 

[icemaη]

I didn't. Rab did.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

I didn't. Rab did.

Oh. And you're just going to believe everything he says, without making sure yourself?

That's just not a smart move.

 

[icemaη]

I trust him

 

[RAMI-N]

I didn't. Rab did.

I trust him

 

[bianconero]

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I vow never to use betclic or buy this horrible shirt.

What blind designer created this?
It looks as though they just iron on a transfer.

 

[Bozi]

in fairness its better than the Tamoil logo

 

[bianconero]

in fairness its better than the Tamoil logo

But there was a barrel-full of money with that deal, and it didn't have that collar.

 

[Red]

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I vow never to use betclic or buy this horrible shirt.

What blind designer created this?
It looks as though they just iron on a transfer.

They couldn't even get the stripes straight on it.

 

[The Curr]

I quite like it.

 

[bianconero]

Has anyone ever donned a bra on their head pretending it to be a Red Baron/Snoopy pilot's helmet, and flung out their arms to zoom around the room, as you made "NEEEEEEE-YOWWWWWRR" sounds and pretended to shoot your Gatling gun?

 

[Red]

Nope.

I have put my underwear on my head, put pencils in my nostrils a said "wibble", though.

Does that count?