ASQ (27 Viewers)

[Byrone]

Quiet, I don't like to talk to anyone first thing in the morning.

Same here. The worst is being this sort of person & being shacked up with a chatty cathy.

 

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[Kate]

Same here. The worst is being this sort of person & being shacked up with a chatty cathy.

Yup.

 

[Red]

Dinner then movie or movie then dinner?

Dinner, then realise neither of you really want to see the movie, so go drinkin' instead.

 

[Hambon]

I have a friend of mine, who's never shy to fart anywhere in public (Cinema, airplane, changing-rooms etc) , he's not Chinese and best part is that his gorgeous girlfriend doesn't mind

What a pimp. Might have missed something but what does being Chinese have anything to do with it?

Btw wa7ashtani ya gamar inta.

 

[Byrone]

What a pimp. Might have missed something but what does being Chinese have anything to do with it?

Btw wa7ashtani ya gamar inta.

They fart anywhere, anytime, doesn't phase them one bit.

 

[Red]

It's faze, you phool.

 

[Byrone]

Thank you.

 

[The Curr]

How many members of this forum have you seen naked?

 

[Salvo]

3.

 

[ALC]

0===3

or

B===D

?

 

[ZoSo]

Everyone. Hustini twice.

 

[The Curr]

3.

Yourself and your double accounts don't count.

B===D

?

BD? That can't have been a pretty sight.

 

[ALC]

Why does watermelon flavored candy taste nothing like motherfucking watermelon?

 

[Salvo]

Why does watermelon flavored candy taste nothing like motherfucking watermelon?

 

[Red]

Why is it that players are allowed to continue to play in a game after being knocked out?

Standard practice, I believe, is that after a player has been knocked unconscious, he won't be allowed to play or train for a few days as a precaution, yet, when it happens mid-game, there is nothing to prevent him carrying on.

 

[Red]

Rus humour lvl -120

Where is it this lvl whatever thing comes from?

Why has such a rubbish thing become so prevalent recently?

 

[TrezJuve]

It comes from the Russian, he's just being mocked.

 

[Völler]

Can anyone tell me the thread where the Badass Come la Juve joke began?

 

[Red]

In the Serie A thread, I'd guess, though I can't remember what season.

 

[Völler]

In the Serie A thread, I'd guess, though I can't remember what season.

I don't want guesses, I want cold facts and page number.