Btw, why don't you two gurus hook up?
Janna is single, Badass is single too. You're both good looking, you have lots in common with guruing etc, and you can have hot cyber sex. I can write you the scenario for the cyber. You are two famous gurus and Janna wants to steal Vidal's friend from Badass' client list. Badass finds out about Janna's plan, he goes to give her a mouthful, you argue and in the middle of the argument Badass kisses Janna. She resists, slaps him, but the next second she grabs him and gives him a hot kiss. After that you have sex in Vidal friend's car.
Seriously, why don't you two hook up?
Janna, take the initiative. Badass is shy.