Arkadiusz Milik (8 Viewers)

zizinho · Aug 25, 2022

lgorTudor said:

I need a tier list from @Bianconero81

Osman · Aug 25, 2022

Stephan said:

You joking here but praising the signing in XT

.zero · Aug 25, 2022

Stephan said:

This is the one

Bianconero81 · Aug 25, 2022

zizinho said:

You have your Mini Jabronis. After that you got Jabronis, Supreme Jabronis and Ultimate Jabronis.

Currently, Parepiss is in the Mini Jabroni category, but is trending towards Jabroni status because he'll probably be inconsistent, on a big fat salary, and invisible in big games. If he gets injured often, he'll definitely be a full fledged bonafide Jabroni by the summer of 2023.

As for Milcucks, he's definitely a Jabroni with strong potential for Supreme Jabroni status. Injury prone reject from two mediocre clubs is an impressive CV, even by Jabroni standards, and don't let the Stat Jabronism fool you - scoring many goals against Moombasa United, Clermont Foot and Santo Cristobal doesn't make you a quality striker. If he continues to be a liability in terms of injuries and lacks impact when starting games or coming off the bench, I predict he could enjoy Supreme Jabroni status before the year is out.

Elvin · Aug 25, 2022

lgorTudor said:

What? Milik is a sub.

zizinho · Aug 25, 2022

Bianconero81 said:

You have your Mini Jabronis. After that you got Jabronis, Supreme Jabronis and Ultimate Jabronis.

Currently, Parepiss is in the Mini Jabroni category, but is trending towards Jabroni status because he'll probably be inconsistent, on a big fat salary, and invisible in big games. If he gets injured often, he'll definitely be a full fledged bonafide Jabroni by the summer of 2023.

As for Milcucks, he's definitely a Jabroni with strong potential for Supreme Jabroni status. Injury prone reject from two mediocre clubs is an impressive CV, even by Jabroni standards, and don't let the Stat Jabronism fool you - scoring many goals against Moombasa United, Clermont Foot and Santo Cristobal doesn't make you a quality striker. If he continues to be a liability in terms of injuries and lacks impact when starting games or coming off the bench, I predict he could enjoy Supreme Jabroni status before the year is out.

Where does Derpay rank?

Rockets · Aug 25, 2022

He puts on a black and white jersey now so I'll support him. It's a shit deal but that's not his fault.

Stephan · Aug 25, 2022

Osman said:

I think we could do much worse. He scored 20 goals in total for Marseille last season. In Tuz its tradition to be meltdown. As a backup for Vlahovic it seems reasonable. Is serie a proven. Giroud at 35 helped Milan win league and Dzeko still scoring also at 36. Milik is 28. Thats younger than Morata. He also hasnt seemed to have big injury issues in France.

zizinho · Aug 25, 2022

https://www.juvefc.com/five-interesting-facts-about-juventus-transfer-target-arek-milik/

It's destiny :agnelli:

Sparing partner for :max:

Stevie · Aug 25, 2022

Nedved said they chose Milik over Depay for his characteristics? Surely that's just bullshit and it was a financial decision?

Alin · Aug 25, 2022

Damn was busy at work and just lurking around a bit this last day or so, now i see that it actually turns out it wasn’t just a bluff with Milik… really not sure what to make of it as i am not sure we will even get to see that much of him, let’s just hope he at least manages to stay fit for a few games and maybe even contribute a couple of goals throughout the season, i guess not much else left to do at this stage.

Basically a deadline day panic buy that was finalized sooner to make room for the real last moment panic buy a.k.a Paredes.