Anyone ever been this drunk and managed to get home? (6 Viewers)

[JCK]

 

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[Dostoevsky]

From Serbia

 

[Lapa]

I've seen that before, but it's still fucking hilarious.

 

[blondu]

 

[swag]

Must... get... drink!

 

[Bezzy]

Aka Lapa thread

 

[Bjerknes]

Yes, I've been that drunk before and got home, but only because of a couple good friends. And some random hot chick, apparently.

 

[X Æ A-12]

did she want on that?

 

[A͎u͎s͎h͎]

 

[Bjerknes]

did she want on that?

No, probably not. Apparently, I was so wasted that I found a nice stairwell to pass out on, but some girl noticed I was down there and tried to get me up. This was in my college town. She was apparently worried that the cops would find me, which happened to her friend the previous week. I don't remember this, obviously, but somehow she got my phone and called up my friend who was luckily sober, and she stayed with me until he arrived.

My friend said she was smoking hot. Whomever she is, she's a Wonder Woman.

 

[Enron]

You also once got stuck between a screen door and another door, apparently.

 

[Bjerknes]

Sure did. That was the night of the 151 Double Shots.

Never again.

 

[The Curr]

Sure did. That was the night of the 151 Double Shots.

Never again.

I've had a nasty 151 experience too.

 

[Nedvěd]

I have no memory of ever being that drunk.

You just wake up the other day.

 

[Nedvěd]

Last week I blacked out, and thanks to my friends I managed to go back home safely. I also managed to get myself bitch-slapped by an ugly bitch when I was drunk. FML.

 

[JuveJay]

I don't think I've ever been that bad and made it home on my own, got home with a few scrapes for sure, but not that bad.

 

[Lapa]

Aka Lapa thread

Heyyyy, you're hurting my feelings there.

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Andy has a guardian angel watching after him. Where's mine?

@Aush: That Russian dude.

 

[Klin]

In times like these, I find myself lucky to have a girl who doesn't drink and can drive.

 

[Buck Fuddy]

This is why I usually don't drink.





Between 9.30AM & 10AM.

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

Only time I was even close to being that drunk, I had Asif to help me out!

Thanks Asif!