I've had some friends vegetarians, and I used to make fun of them, then I met a professor of veterinary, and he's told me how badly they treat animals, especially as they see animals as a products (that was a month ago). Now I just feel bad that my stomach is full of dead animals !
I think there are plenty of choices there without meat.
I know you're joking but maybe this will change your view a bit. It takes about several months for a chicken to grow, but they inject them, and give them unnatural food, so they can grow faster, and we eat that. And I don't want all these chemicals in my body. It's not healthy.