Antonio Conte (121 Viewers)

[Bianconero_Aus]

@Klin What's the diet coke reference? Please don't tell me it's another Zach theorem

 

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[Klin]

@Klin What's the diet coke reference? Please don't tell me it's another Zach theorem

Of course it is. Check the gym thread. He said having 2.5 liters of Diet Coke EVERY DAY is harmless to your body. Totally fucking OK.

 

[Vlad]

Of course it is. Check the gym thread. He said having 2.5 liters of Diet Coke EVERY DAY is harmless to your body. Totally fucking OK.

WAT

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

Of course it is. Check the gym thread. He said having 2.5 liters of Diet Coke EVERY DAY is harmless to your body. Totally fucking OK.

Jesus Christ

 

[Klin]

WAT

But he's a biochemicalengineerinstructorchemsitbiologymoretechnicalwordsandstuff.

 

[Post Ironic]

I'm having a rough today. I only started my second liter of Diet Coke now. 1.5 to go!



The question is, can you sport a real 'stache?

I can rock a pretty wild beard... the 'stache alone, it freaks me out. Pedo look does not work for me.

2.5L? What's stopping you from tossing back 5L a day of that harmless substance?

 

[Linebreak]

We have one word for him in Aus. Hektik!

 

[GordoDeCentral]

diet coke is harmless, you just cant get over the danger bias you were spoonfed your whole life.

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and why is the trolling moron still allowed to post

 

[Klin]

I can rock a pretty wild beard... the 'stache alone, it freaks me out. Pedo look does not work for me.

2.5L? What's stopping you from tossing back 5L a day of that harmless substance?

I still have a face a 17 year old would be proud of.

Because I'm a quitter. A pussy.

 

[Linebreak]

diet coke is harmless, you just cant get over the danger bias you were spoonfed your whole life.

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and why is the trolling moron still allowed to post

You'd understand if you lifted.

 

[j0ker]

Jog on m8.

il bash ye fookin head in i swear on me mum

m8 I'll fukn wreck u. Deadset m8

il jab u in ye gutter m8

I'll fuckn punch on wif u kunt, fukn wait n see m8

 

[Post Ironic]

I still have a face a 17 year old would be proud of.

Because I'm a quitter. A pussy.

So... what you're really saying is:

You with diet-coke = Conte in Europe?

 

[Klin]

So... what you're really saying is:

You with diet-coke = Conte in Europe?

Exactly, because I'm not even learning from my mistakes neither.

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

We have one word for him in Aus. Hektik!

 

[Bianconero_Aus]

But he's a biochemicalengineerinstructorchemsitbiologymoretechnicalwordsandstuff.

I bet you he totally roflstomped his way through uni

 

[Klin]

I bet you he totally roflstomped his way through uni

He also cockswapped his lecturers.

 

[Post Ironic]

Exactly, because I'm not even learning from my mistakes neither.

Just like I have faith that you will one day grow to understand that 5L/day is better than 2.5L/day...

I have faith that Conte will evolve into super-Conte, coach of the century.

(disclaimer: Probably after we fire him. Ancelotti part deux, a dish best served at room temperature?)

 

[Klin]

Just like I have faith that you will one day grow to understand that 5L/day is better than 2.5L/day...

I have faith that Conte will evolve into super-Conte, coach of the century.

(disclaimer: Probably after we fire him. Ancelotti part deux, a dish best served at room temperature?)

We are in agreement, butty.

 

[Post Ironic]

Don't you flash those sexy eyes at me you smooth-faced devil!

M8 I will fookin smash ye head in with me crushed-velvet toilet seat

 

[Klin]

Don't you flash those sexy eyes at me, you smooth-faced devil!

M8, I will fookin smash ye head in with me crushed-velvet toilet seat.

You ruined it with punctuation.