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How would you rate Conte's (dis)appointment?

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Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
68,909
i am lost too
manchester united has a bad squad on paper and i like our current squad

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no way we should swap our squad with the one of Saf (sir alex Ferguson)
yeah im fully aware who saf is but you put it like no way (i don't agree with what you are saying) we should swap our team

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"in no way should we swap our squad with united"
yeah i get it now :)
 

Zacheryah

Senior Member
Aug 29, 2010
42,251
Funny stuff i read here


What they remember

- underestimating shaktar first half
- learning the danes can dig in quite well
- we arent fluently scoring in italy (2.22 goals/game for and 0.44 goals against, is provincial mid table team)


what they forget

- napoli who soly focus on the league got 3 chances against us
- we are first with 1 draw, 8 wins, best defence, and best attack without having a cavani.
- comming back 2-2 against chelsea, with a good second half, and hazard was nowere to be seen entire game.
- second half against shaktar we matched them
- danes got 0 chances against us, also domminated chelsea and in lesser margain shaktar, but cant score
- teams create allmost no chances against us
- CONTE ISNT ON THE FUCKING BENCH! carrera and alessio never chance tactics during the game, just half time, conte would correct immediatly and fires on players. a massively underrated aspect of conte on the bench.


what they conclude

=> we dont score fluently, and are third in the group, so we are mediocre in europe, lucky in italy, and there are at least 10 teams better against us


what they should conclude

=> of those 10 teams, 5 would hardly create a chance against us
=> 2 would be having a hard time since they rely on their forwards only, whilst we are pretty good at neutralising forwards
=> leaving 3 teams clearly better then us.

what would have happened if this impressive bunker had 1 clinical striker

- 9 wins in serie a and 6 point gap with trashtown
- killed the danes with a 2 goal diffrence
- probably killed shaktar in the second half
 

Tacchinardi3

Junior Member
Oct 29, 2012
125
Funny stuff i read here


What they remember

- underestimating shaktar first half
- learning the danes can dig in quite well
- we arent fluently scoring in italy (2.22 goals/game for and 0.44 goals against, is provincial mid table team)


what they forget

- napoli who soly focus on the league got 3 chances against us
- we are first with 1 draw, 8 wins, best defence, and best attack without having a cavani.
- comming back 2-2 against chelsea, with a good second half, and hazard was nowere to be seen entire game.
- second half against shaktar we matched them
- danes got 0 chances against us, also domminated chelsea and in lesser margain shaktar, but cant score
- teams create allmost no chances against us
- CONTE ISNT ON THE $#@!ING BENCH! carrera and alessio never chance tactics during the game, just half time, conte would correct immediatly and fires on players. a massively underrated aspect of conte on the bench.


what they conclude

=> we dont score fluently, and are third in the group, so we are mediocre in europe, lucky in italy, and there are at least 10 teams better against us


what they should conclude

=> of those 10 teams, 5 would hardly create a chance against us
=> 2 would be having a hard time since they rely on their forwards only, whilst we are pretty good at neutralising forwards
=> leaving 3 teams clearly better then us.

what would have happened if this impressive bunker had 1 clinical striker

- 9 wins in serie a and 6 point gap with trashtown
- killed the danes with a 2 goal diffrence
- probably killed shaktar in the second half
that is an excellent analysis mr genius poster!

i salute you sir... *applause*

chapeu mon ami

i actually have a boner from this post. my d-ick is usually like this (_)_)////////D now it is like this (_)_)/D

boner.
 

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