Antonio Conte (172 Viewers)

How would you rate Conte's (dis)appointment?

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Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
68,910
I still can't get my head round the whole urination theory, i mean seriously do people expect to believe that shit? I've known dogs to actually eat someones homework to be a more believable excuse, but 23 players all happen to be in the toilets at the same time whilst Conte gave a team talk to his staff and carrobbio? as i stated earlier some media sources already claimed that Conte will be cleared, and tbh i wouldn't be surprised now, palazzi's shit can't stick surely, not that it ever really did but this is a piss take (literally)
 

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
68,910
is it even possible that Siena has a toilet large enough for 23 players to be using it at one time? i mean really! you think at least 4 or 5 players shared the same cubical? infact i would like to see them investigate this hypothesis, it would be like how many people can you fit into a mini?
 

Hust

Senior Member
Hustini
May 29, 2005
93,703
I still can't get my head round the whole urination theory, i mean seriously do people expect to believe that shit? I've known dogs to actually eat someones homework to be a more believable excuse, but 23 players all happen to be in the toilets at the same time whilst Conte gave a team talk to his staff and carrobbio? as i stated earlier some media sources already claimed that Conte will be cleared, and tbh i wouldn't be surprised now, palazzi's shit can't stick surely, not that it ever really did but this is a piss take (literally)
What I want to know is how many toilets they have? LOL :seven:
 

Badass J Elkann

It's time to go!!
Feb 12, 2006
68,910
What I want to know is how many toilets they have? LOL :seven:
yeah i can just fucking imagine 23 players fitting into these all at once :sergio:



or were 23 of them crowding round a typically european style 'stand up' toilet. yeah 23 people crowding round 1 hole. :sergio:




oh look this is carrobbio falling into one of them after hearing that he was dropped from the team



---------- Post added 21.08.2012 at 01:30 ----------

Just you wait, one of the 23 will testify that he infact took a shit and not a piss before the game. Game over for Palazzi there and then!
 

Klin

نحن الروبوتات
May 27, 2009
61,692
Did Conte use a microphone for his toilet speech? His voice isn't so loud, and I think while his 23 players were urinating, they won't hear him very well without one.
 

JCK

Biased
JCK
May 11, 2004
125,382
I still can't get my head round the whole urination theory, i mean seriously do people expect to believe that shit? I've known dogs to actually eat someones homework to be a more believable excuse, but 23 players all happen to be in the toilets at the same time whilst Conte gave a team talk to his staff and carrobbio? as i stated earlier some media sources already claimed that Conte will be cleared, and tbh i wouldn't be surprised now, palazzi's shit can't stick surely, not that it ever really did but this is a piss take (literally)
I still can't get my head round the whole "I am never coming back" statement that you made either.
 

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