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[The Curr]

Caceres is a right footed central defender who can also cover the fullback positions and right wing back at a push.

José María Martín Álvaro Francisco Cáceres Domínguez Olazábal Silva Ortiz de la Cruz y Rodriguez Blanco was born in Montevideo on a Wednesday in 1980-something. He has two sisters and pet tarantula named Motley. His favourite colour is mauve and his favourite artist is Flo Rida. He moved to Spain in 2000-and-something and decided to try his hand at playing a bit of football for some La I Beat You 8-0 Liga teams. Later in life he got a chance to live out his childhood dream of following in the footsteps of Matteo Paro and Jorge Andrade by signing for the once famous Juventus. He was largely unsuccessful during his early years in Turin, until Andrea Agnelli moved the club to France, sacked Giuseppe Marotta and signed Suarez, Dzeko, Jovetic, Diamanti, Sanchez, Muriel, Zaza, Neymar, Elvis Presley and Isco all in one transfer window. Cáceres flourished as the sole defender in Montella's revolutionary 1-0-9 formation and won the Ballon d'Or twice in the same season. He replaced Simone Padoin as Bianconeri captain in 2016 and later that season scored the winning penalty as Juventus beat Antonio Conte's Chelsea in the Champions League final.

After retirement, Cáceres went on to manage the Tercera División side Barcelona. After narrowly saving the Catalan club from liquidation, he was hired by the Football Association of Ireland to replace 126 year old Giovanni Trapattoni as Republic of Ireland boss. He won two Worlds Cups and a European Championship with the Boys In Green. After winning his 400th cap, Captain Robbie Keane told the press that it had been his boyhood dream to be managed by Martín Cáceres.

Cáceres stepped down from the Ireland job to concentrate on his interests outside of football. During his retirement from the game, Cáceres wrote a chart-topping hit for a holographic Led Zeppelin, fathered 42 children, brought peace to the Middle East and directed an Oscar-nominated film entitled "Andrea Pirlo: How I Won the Champions League While Baked Out of My Mind". He later replaced Alessandro Del Piero as Secretary General of the United Nations and cured world hunger.

Cáceres now lives on his private island of Barbados, having bought it from the locals with his earnings from the sale of his 60% share in Family Guy porn website juventuz.org.

 

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[Juventino[RUS]]

 

[Il Numero Dieci]

 

[Lorenzo Juve]

Oscar-nominated film entitled "Andrea Pirlo: How I Won the Champions League While Baked Out of My Mind".

 

[ZoSo]

great post curr

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Cáceres now lives on his private island of Barbados, having bought it from the locals with his earnings from the sale of his 60% share in Family Guy porn website juventuz.org.

I hope he had Jamal_Rice imprisoned.

 

[Klin]

The thing about Caceres is that he's a bit too attack minded a player to be used in the centre of defense

 

[Tommy]

 

[Fint]

@The Curr brilliant post


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Conte has rejected offers from Chelsea & Man City report CdS.

 

[baggio]

The thing about Caceres is that he's a bit too attack minded a player to be used in the centre of defense.

 

[Tommy]

José María Martín Álvaro Francisco Cáceres Domínguez Olazábal Silva Ortiz de la Cruz y Rodriguez Blanco was born in Montevideo on a Wednesday in 1980-something. He has two sisters and pet tarantula named Motley. His favourite colour is mauve and his favourite artist is Flo Rida. He moved to Spain in 2000-and-something and decided to try his hand at playing a bit of football for some La I Beat You 8-0 Liga teams. Later in life he got a chance to live out his childhood dream of following in the footsteps of Matteo Paro and Jorge Andrade by signing for the once famous Juventus. He was largely unsuccessful during his early years in Turin, until Andrea Agnelli moved the club to France, sacked Giuseppe Marotta and signed Suarez, Dzeko, Jovetic, Diamanti, Sanchez, Muriel, Zaza, Neymar, Elvis Presley and Isco all in one transfer window. Cáceres flourished as the sole defender in Montella's revolutionary 1-0-9 formation and won the Ballon d'Or twice in the same season. He replaced Simone Padoin as Bianconeri captain in 2016 and later that season scored the winning penalty as Juventus beat Antonio Conte's Chelsea in the Champions League final.

After retirement, Cáceres went on to manage the Tercera División side Barcelona. After narrowly saving the Catalan club from liquidation, he was hired by the Football Association of Ireland to replace 126 year old Giovanni Trapattoni as Republic of Ireland boss. He won two Worlds Cups and European Championship with the Boys In Green. After winning his 400th cap, Captain Robbie Keane told the press that it had been his boyhood dream to be managed by Martín Cáceres.

Cáceres stepped down from the Ireland job to concentrate on his interests outside of football. During his retirement from the game, Cáceres wrote a chart-topping hit for a holographic Led Zeppelin, fathered 42 children, brought peace to the Middle East and directed an Oscar-nominated film entitled "Andrea Pirlo: How I Won the Champions League While Baked Out of My Mind". He later replaced Alessandro Del Piero as Secretary General of the United Nations and cured world hunger.

Cáceres now lives on his private island of Barbados, having bought it from the locals with his earnings from the sale of his 60% share in Family Guy porn website juventuz.org.

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[baggio]

José María Martín Álvaro Francisco Cáceres Domínguez Olazábal Silva Ortiz de la Cruz y Rodriguez Blanco was born in Montevideo on a Wednesday in 1980-something. He has two sisters and pet tarantula named Motley. His favourite colour is mauve and his favourite artist is Flo Rida. He moved to Spain in 2000-and-something and decided to try his hand at playing a bit of football for some La I Beat You 8-0 Liga teams. Later in life he got a chance to live out his childhood dream of following in the footsteps of Matteo Paro and Jorge Andrade by signing for the once famous Juventus. He was largely unsuccessful during his early years in Turin, until Andrea Agnelli moved the club to France, sacked Giuseppe Marotta and signed Suarez, Dzeko, Jovetic, Diamanti, Sanchez, Muriel, Zaza, Neymar, Elvis Presley and Isco all in one transfer window. Cáceres flourished as the sole defender in Montella's revolutionary 1-0-9 formation and won the Ballon d'Or twice in the same season. He replaced Simone Padoin as Bianconeri captain in 2016 and later that season scored the winning penalty as Juventus beat Antonio Conte's Chelsea in the Champions League final.

After retirement, Cáceres went on to manage the Tercera División side Barcelona. After narrowly saving the Catalan club from liquidation, he was hired by the Football Association of Ireland to replace 126 year old Giovanni Trapattoni as Republic of Ireland boss. He won two Worlds Cups and European Championship with the Boys In Green. After winning his 400th cap, Captain Robbie Keane told the press that it had been his boyhood dream to be managed by Martín Cáceres.

Cáceres stepped down from the Ireland job to concentrate on his interests outside of football. During his retirement from the game, Cáceres wrote a chart-topping hit for a holographic Led Zeppelin, fathered 42 children, brought peace to the Middle East and directed an Oscar-nominated film entitled "Andrea Pirlo: How I Won the Champions League While Baked Out of My Mind". He later replaced Alessandro Del Piero as Secretary General of the United Nations and cured world hunger.

Cáceres now lives on his private island of Barbados, having bought it from the locals with his earnings from the sale of his 60% share in Family Guy porn website juventuz.org.

 

[Klin]

The thing about Caceres is that he's a bit too attack minded a player to be used in the centre of defense.

What makes you think Caceres is "a bit too attack minded"?

 

[baggio]

What makes you think Caceres is "a bit too attack minded"?

I think he enjoys going forward, and personally I prefer him as a fullback than in the centre.

 

[Suns]

Everytime someone says that we should leave the 3-5-2 it pisses me off. 3-5-2 is why we're here in the first place. Through 3-5-2 we've built one of the best 3 man defenses in Barzagli, Bonucci and Chiellini. Moving to a back 4 would mean splitting that up which is stupid since our back 3 is by far the strongest asset of our team and that is not something we should look to split up. And please don't give me the moving Chiellini to LB solution. Chiellini is a terrible LB and one of the best, if not the best, CB's in the world.

3-5-2 is why we're this good. We're not going to beat the Barca's and Bayern's of this world if we play the way they do. Imagine playing 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 with whatever offense we can produce during this summer.

We should continue with the 3-5-2 while trying to solve our biggest issue which is the attack.

 

[TrezJuve]

Was the attack the only problem against Bayern? I'm not implying it's the formation's fault.

 

[Nicholas]

First leg yes, neither forward held the ball up in order for the midfield to get involved.

 

[Suns]

Was the attack the only problem against Bayern? I'm not implying it's the formation's fault.

No, the problem was that Bayern is a better team.

 

[TrezJuve]

I think the same.

 

[napoleonic]

Everytime someone says that we should leave the 3-5-2 it pisses me off. 3-5-2 is why we're here in the first place. Through 3-5-2 we've built one of the best 3 man defenses in Barzagli, Bonucci and Chiellini. Moving to a back 4 would mean splitting that up which is stupid since our back 3 is by far the strongest asset of our team and that is not something we should look to split up. And please don't give me the moving Chiellini to LB solution. Chiellini is a terrible LB and one of the best, if not the best, CB's in the world.

3-5-2 is why we're this good. We're not going to beat the Barca's and Bayern's of this world if we play the way they do. Imagine playing 4-3-3 or 4-2-3-1 with whatever offense we can produce during this summer.

We should continue with the 3-5-2 while trying to solve our biggest issue which is the attack.

that is precisely the thing I begin to dislike with our tactical approach, the thing I get mad at conte.

no, 3-5-2 is not why we are this 'good', our 3 cb is not why we are this good.

in italy we are this good because other teams are way worse than us individually and organizationaly, last season was other story.

in europe we are not that 'good', shaktar exposed us, celtic imposed their play to us twice, something that shouldn't even be allowed to happen, and bayern demolished us

even in italy we were often outplayed this season, against fiorentina, inter, milan, sampdoria, roma to name it.

I saw that was because of our approach to the game, our attacking setup that lack certain style, lack certain creativity and in the end lack certain individual quality.

but then I remember the 1st half of last season, we played better, we attacked better with the same players we had, so it's normal to conclude that the team is capable to do that again, but we don't want to do that again.

that pisses me off and I blame conte for that, that he said that we couldn't play like the way we did before because of pepe is laughable since I'm sure isla could fill pepe's shoes.

and why do we have to play bonucci now that we have proper LB? 4 defenders of litch barza chiel peluso could be something worth to try, with the usual mvp and isla matri vucinic forward line.

this fixation with bonucci is unhealthy.