If sex had a beard and two legs, we'd all be having Pirlo with our girlfriends and lovers across the world.
We'd be thinking of Pirlo every six seconds. And even our wives and girlfriends wouldn't fake headaches, just so we could have some Pirlo.
I would go to rehab for Pirlo addiction. And we could cause unwanted pregnancies if we had unprotected Pirlo with our girlfriends, wives and lovers. Think about it. The world would be a better place if there was someone to have Pirlo with all night, all right.