Call Capello. Call Moggi. Call Lippi. Call Sabatini. Call anybody and everybody from before 2006. And definitely call your fucking barber and get that unibrow back just the way it was pre-calciopoli. And let's put the fear of god into our fucking opponents instead of being laughed at and rejected by everything from Floro to Flores. You hear that Andrea Agnelli? We are Juventus.
