Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (6 Viewers)

[Bianconero81]

Kenny is actually a nice kid though; he's also kinda cool, especially when he reveals his identity as Mysterion. As for Amauri, he is utterly useless in every aspect!

 

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[Juve Fanatico]

Urgh.

 

[Gian]

maybe to Sampdoria as a Pazzini replacement?

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

Amoori, brother, get the fuck out from here!

 

[DelpieroForLife]

We should sign a letter urging him not to score by mistake until we celebrate his goalless anniversary.

 

[Ventus]

What is this guy getting paid for? Seriously I want to know, anyone else who's been failing in his job and letting his company down would have been unemployed by now.

 

[V]

4.5m.

 

[BIG DADDY!!!]

This guy is the worst Juve forward I've seen in my life time.

Granted there has been less technically gifted Strikers at out club but at least they've offered something and have realised when it has not been working out and moved on.

I mean even Zalayeta popped up with some match winning goals at times but this can't even get a shot off at goal.

If he had any self respect he would hand in a transfer request.

 

[DelpieroForLife]

4.5m.

Can we pay 7m and send him to Hercules?

 

[V]

Can we pay 7m and send him to Hercules?

I don't think Hercules would have him even in that deal. They have two strikers who are scoring goals.

 

[Gagi]

 

[JuveJay]

Can people please stop bumping this thread, seeing it in the new posts list every day makes me die a little inside.

Kind regards,

Jay xxx

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

guys, last night i had a dream where i opened livescore.com and it was game (idk which teams were there) where amauri scored hat-trick, final score there was somethin' like 4-3 ...... when i woke up my first thing was - lol it's fuckin impossible

 

[Del Piero Style]

You're wild. Amauri himself dreams on scoring one, maybe two goals.

 

[Kasaki]

The sad part is the longer he goes on playing the more his chances of scoring decrease.

 

[Martin]

The sad part is the longer he goes on playing the more his chances of scoring decrease.

True, it's like he's the antimatter equivalent of scoring.

 

[Hust]

He is a star losing gas, slowly imploding giving in to gravity...he is a death star.

 

[K.O.]

He's more like a shit-shaped asteroid hitting Planet Juventus.

 

[Hust]

LoL

 

[Hust]

I'm inspired to write him a letter similar to Rabs to Motta...