Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (5 Viewers)

[Mohad]

Remember, Palermo sold us Amauri and replaced with Cavani. Fucking Secco.

 

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[Badass J Elkann]

highlight of Amauri's season - Getting lectured by Luca Toni. Priceless! been here for 3 days and had a bigger impact in 1 game than amauri has in nearly 2 seasons.

 

[.zero]

iltifosi:
He’s been here three days and already figured out Amauri…

Well fuck me

I never thought that I would see ineptness and futility stand side-by-side

 

[Ramin]

Playing for Juve, I don't think I have ever seen him shoot from outside the box or even atempt to shoot...

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

i really feel sorry for amauri...i wonder how injuries can turn football career to ash

 

[Badass J Elkann]

you know what they say? You can't polish shit

 

[GordoDeCentral]

polish can too shit

 

[Bjerknes]

If only Amauri could have been the next Fabregas.

 

[adriano_c]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pXGVtMzA-5A

Playing for Juve, I don't think I have ever seen him shoot from outside the box or even atempt to shoot...

Yeah, I know. It's very bizarre how he's just degraded into such a one dimensional striker. It's like he's forgotten he has two feet...for shooting. Not just a head for putting balls off-target.

 

[Badass J Elkann]

If only Amauri could have been the next Fabregas.

or the next bin laden...

 

[.zero]

i really feel sorry for amauri...i wonder how injuries can turn football career to ash

He appreciates your sympathy

 

[JCK]

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[king Ale]

It was one of Amauri's best performances so far in this season

 

[Suns]

Is Amauri the son of Susan Surandon and the brother of Eva Amurri? Cause Hank Moody did her good

 

[Fake Melo]

Our fans singing to Amauri

 

[Yamen]

Just read he's going to Palermo on loan!
Is that possible?! Mark can you check pls.

 

[swag]

In Napoli where Pibe is king
When boy-looks-like-girl here's what they say...

When a header hits the sky like a big pizza pie
That's Amoori
When a shot seems so fine like he's had too much wine
That's Amoori
Horns will blow ruuhhh-rowww
And you'll bellow "Vaffanculo!"
Keepers will say Janet plays
Like a gay Cinderella -- incredulo!

When the clean sheet is for you just like a pasta fazool
That's Amoori
...

 

[icemaη]

In the match vs Napoli is the first time in recent memory I saw him try and shoot the ball...

 

[Hust]

That's his first actual shot I think all season long. Maybe it was the first one actually close to the target.


What a horrible player.

 

[Yamen]

Ice, Cemron, it was a jaw dropping moment for me too.