Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (16 Viewers)

[Martin]

that second picture gave me a good laugh, howcome this guy looks like playing in a kung-fu movie everytime he shoots a ball

Always trying to look good in the pictures.

It's when you put them together in a video that the image breaks down.

 

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[Max]

I miss his overhead clap after missing a sitter.

 

[X Æ A-12]

I miss having a FW lineup that didn't include him.

 

[Ahmed]

fixed,

 

[bianconero]

Christ, he couldn't wear more clothing if he tried could he.

 

[Ahmed]

a hairnet would not have been a bad idea.

 

[Martin]

a hairnet would not have been a bad idea.

prolly against regulations

 

[bianconero]

a hairnet would not have been a bad idea.

I thought a hairnet, no, I know that a hairnet is called a snood, so why are they calling the scarf without end a snood?

 

[Joey Jokes]

I thought a hairnet, no, I know that a hairnet is called a snood, so why are they calling the scarf without end?

sounds kind of terrifying

 

[Fake Melo]

Mourinho wants Amauri - TMW.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No way, Jose.

 

[Bjerknes]

Well, it appears that the one poster who wrote, "Screw Dzeko, we have Amauri" will turn out to be correct.

 

[Azzurri7]

I don't want Amauri to leave TBH.

 

[X Æ A-12]

Why?

 

[The Curr]

Why?

 

[Albertmare]

WHAT ?!

 

[The Curr]

Where?

 

[Albertmare]

WHEN ?!

 

[Azzurri7]

I was about to explain until you fuckers ruined it with these questions

 

[The Curr]

How?