Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (42 Viewers)

[Martin]

Looks more Batistuta than Amauri.

What a downer that we put our money on this guy instead of sending Bati to the time machine.

 

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[Ahmed]

the Lion King

those were the days..Batistuta, Rui Costa, Vieri, Zamorano, Zidane, Del Piero, Shevchenko, Boban.

those were the fuckin' days...

 

[Juventino[RUS]]

the Lion King

those were the days..Batistuta, Rui Costa, Vieri, Zamorano, Zidane, Del Piero, Shevchenko, Boban.

those were the fuckin' days...

Bierhoff, Salas, Delvecchio, Montella

 

[Powis]

 

[Hust]

"Look what I can do...."

 

[Red]

It's quite sad the way you react to anything to do with Amauri.

 

[Hust]

It's quite sad the way you react to anything to do with Amauri.

Do I not post in all player threads, Red? Or is it only Amauri's? Actually, I don't recall posting much in his thread lately and that pic reminded me of MadTv...which I take it you haven't seen?

 

[X Æ A-12]

Its quite sad that you, let alone anybody, can watch MADtv.

 

[Hust]

Its quite sad that you, let alone anybody, can watch MADtv.

I didn't say, specifically, that I watch it...it rather only reminded me of that skit on MadTv.

 

[Ahmed]

Bierhoff, Salas, Delvecchio, Montella

Salas was good, rest :sick:

 

[Martin]

Salas was good, rest :sick:

Montella is a legend

 

[Byrone]

Gone are the days when inter would buy world class talents like taribo west.

 

[Martin]

Gone are the days when inter would buy world class talents like taribo west.

West seems like someone you would know personally.

 

[Byrone]

West seems like someone you would know personally.

Nigerians are not my cup of tea. Too wild & aggresive, Chxta is probably the most timid Nigerian i've encountered,even if it was on the internet.

Davide Baiocco seems like your poison.

 

[Hust]

Nigerians are not my cup of tea. Too wild & aggresive, Chxta is probably the most timid Nigerian i've encountered,even if it was on the internet.

Davide Baiocco seems like your poison.

Where is that guy?

 

[Martin]

Nigerians are not my cup of tea. Too wild & aggresive, Chxta is probably the most timid Nigerian i've encountered,even if it was on the internet.

Davide Baiocco seems like your poison.

That's a weird thing to say. What would I do with Baiocco? Actually, it's not a bad idea. Back when I played footie I always needed a sucker to stand in goal while I practice my shooting. I'm sure Baiocco would do just fine.

Could even use one of those gps ankle bracelets so if he ever goes further than 50m from goal he gets stunned, there's your electroshock therapy angle coming back too.

 

[Suns]

I remember when we signed Amauri, they used to call him "The new Ibra". I was so excited at the time

 

[Byrone]

That's a weird thing to say. What would I do with Baiocco? Actually, it's not a bad idea. Back when I played footie I always needed a sucker to stand in goal while I practice my shooting. I'm sure Baiocco would do just fine.

Could even use one of those gps ankle bracelets so if he ever goes further than 50m from goal he gets stunned, there's your electroshock therapy angle coming back too.

Baicco seems like the kind of guy that would follow you around & cheat off of you but i prefer your version.

 

[Byrone]

Where is that guy?

Probably scamming some poor vietnamese kids out of their college funds & setting up ponzi schemes in Iraq.

 

[Salvatore]

I remember when we signed Amauri, they used to call him "The new Ibra". I was so excited at the time

I remember people saying he was as complete as Drogba.