Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (19 Viewers)

[Hust]

If we would offer that kind of money for Pazz, why can't we just go after Dzeko. Anyone?


Wrong thead, I don't care because it goes along with the topic of discussion here

 

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[Stephan]

What does it matter if you care or not. If mods discover you have been offtopic you are in trouble.

Ill make sure i dont make the same mistake, and say something now about Amauri:

How much can we get from Amauri sell?

 

[Hust]

Def not what we bought him for, that's for sure.

 

[Salvatore]

10-15m? Depends on whether the club interested (if any) think that he still has the ability to score.

 

[Hust]

I would guess 12m. Another huge gamble that fucked us over

 

[Suns]

A proposal to Milan. What if we swap Amauri for Huntelaar? We need somebody who can score and Milan were interested in Amauri before.

 

[Joe]

Bettega wants to make sure Juventus stays Italian, alot of the players they recruit are Italian. I don't think they will trade Amauri for Huntelaar I think they will try selling or swapping (plus a payment) for Pazzini and think that's the striker they have in mind of getting, and I rather have Pazzini than Huntelaar.

 

[Salvatore]

Borriello.

 

[Hust]

Borriello.

hell no. are you serious boy?

 

[Hust]

Way to go Amauri, you cut your own value in half in less than a year.

 

[Martin]

Way to go Amauri, you cut your own value in half in less than a year.

It's like nuclear decay. First in half. Then half of the half. Then half of the half of the half and so on.

 

[Red]

I never really got my head around half-life calculation in physics at school.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

He will never reach 0 though.

 

[Hust]

Hypothesis:
Half-life is used as a measurement in which it takes an elements atomic mass to break down over time. They cut it in half because the time is so long. For example, Carbon 14's half life is 5730 years(+/- 40 yrs). So, "technically speaking" it takes over 10,000 years for Carbon 14(radiocarbon as its formally called in the scientific community) to break down.

Research:
Amauri's half life is 4.56 months, radically less than that of atomic elements. Now, generally the more unstable the atom the shorter the half-life. This shows that Amauri is more stable and will hence forth deteriorate at a more exponential rate that most formidable soccer players to date.

Conclusion:
Sell now.

 

[Martin]

Hypothesis:
Half-life is used as a measurement in which it takes an elements atomic mass to break down over time. They cut it in half because the time is so long. For example, Carbon 14's half life is 5730 years(+/- 40 yrs). So, "technically speaking" it takes over 10,000 years for Carbon 14(radiocarbon as its formally called in the scientific community) to break down.

Research:
Amauri's half life is 4.56 months, radically less than that of atomic elements. Now, generally the more unstable the atom the longer the Half-life. This shows that Amauri is more stable and will hence forth deteriorate at a more exponential rate that most formidable soccer players to date.

Conclusion:
Sell now.

shorter

But otherwise well explained.

 

[Hust]

shorter

But otherwise well explained.

Edited* and corrected. Good find, sir. Good find.

 

[Martin]

Edited* and corrected. Good find, sir. Good find.

*hand shake*

 

[Hust]

*hand shake*

*delighted too*

 

[DelpieroForLife]

How much can we get from Amauri sell?

We would be extremely lucky to find a team that offer us a million for each goal he scored wearing Juve shirt.

 

[Martin]

We would be extremely lucky to find a team that offer us a million for each goal he scored wearing Juve shirt.

You mean this season or all time? Because noone would be insane enough to pay 18m for thim.