Amauri "The Immovable Object" Carvalho de Oliveira (27 Viewers)

[bianconero]

Well he is obviously going to need to take a much deserved wage cut.

No to say, hair cut.

 

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[Klin]

FUCKO SUCKO!

 

[Showdown25]

Poor mans Jane Fonda.

 

[Lion]

maybe he does need a hair cut. all that hair is making his head hevay and affecting his decisions making

 

[soil]

We should loan him to palermo or any other team just until June maybe he will get back his form. It's sad and frustrating to see him play. I feel uncomfortable when I see him play, he either falls down with no foul or he fouls the opponent.

 

[X Æ A-12]

No to say, hair cut.

Who cares about his hair? If he performed on the pitch than he could have pubes growing out his ears for all I care.

 

[Showdown25]

Honestly though he does spend a lot of time on the pitch just pulling it out of his eyes and sweeping it behind his ears. He needs a headband or some skill or something.

The team should hold him down and shave his head. He owes us that much.

 

[.zero]

who going to pay 4 m a year for s triker that dont score

Juventus

 

[swag]

who going to pay 4 m a year for s triker that dont score

A striker that doesn't score??

Sounds like we should send him to the Land of Misfit Toys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SH1j1luFOw#t=2m06s

Line Janet up next to:
- A choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose
- a bird that doesn't fly
- a boat that can't stay afloat

 

[Showdown25]

A striker that doesn't score??

Sounds like we should send him to the Land of Misfit Toys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SH1j1luFOw#t=2m06s

Line him up next to:
- A choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose
- a bird that doesn't fly
- a boat that can't stay afloat

He's as useless as tits on bull.

 

[bianconero]

Poor mans Jane Fonda.

Ahhh!

For those that need a little light relief.

 

[.zero]

He's as useless as tits on bull.

Thats odd

 

[Delle Alpi]

Amauri has never and will never be a world class forward. He has always been an average striker that had a ~2 good years when he scored ~15 goals.
People judge Amauri perfmance by how much we paid. We paid world class striker money to an average one, so don't blame him, but blame the incompetent managements that got fooled by Zamperini and overpaid to get him

 

[X Æ A-12]

A striker that doesn't score??

Sounds like we should send him to the Land of Misfit Toys:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5SH1j1luFOw#t=2m06s

Line Janet up next to:
- A choo-choo with square wheels on your caboose
- a bird that doesn't fly
- a boat that can't stay afloat

What about Douglas? The worlds best right back who got tossed by a Tolkien character.

 

[Emmet]

Coat. Taxi. Amauri. Goodbye.

 

[Showdown25]

Thats odd

Cow tits man, not lady tits.

 

[only-juve]

 

[JCK]

Amauri has never and will never be a world class forward. He has always been an average striker that had a ~2 good years when he scored ~15 goals.
People judge Amauri perfmance by how much we paid. We paid world class striker money to an average one, so don't blame him, but blame the incompetent managements that got fooled by Zamperini and overpaid to get him

World class? Why are you even discussing this status? Step down a pitch or two and then we can discuss. Nevertheless he's a beast.

 

[swag]

Ahhh!

For those that need a little light relief.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecQaPNDUEZk

I :heart2: zero-gravity space strippers.

 

[GordoDeCentral]

I :heart2: zero-gravity space strippers.

http://www.zerogravityclub.com/