Fuck you all, and especially Kyle.
Fuck you, Kyle.
And Buffon is the greatest GK you dipshits, I already know that but thank you for the reminder just in case I forget.
Think about it tho, he's basically a rockstar. And while that is awesome and everyone wants to be one, it's not exactly "refined" or "wholesome".
Dude dropped his poor, hardworking wife when she got just old enough to where her career was over and she lost her youth and promise on him. She dreamed they'd grow old together, picking vegetables from their yard, sending their kids away to college, retiring somewhere quiet and beautiful. But that dream of hers is now crushed. Where will her support be when the children she's raising start to rebel? Who will keep them in line when they get in trouble? Who will keep them from getting swept away in the drug epidemic that is hitting Europe?
Who wants a washed up model whose boobs are not as perky as they used to be?
Think about that, Zach!