Airport Outrage (2 Viewers)

[Bjerknes]

"TSA Agents are the equivalent of Wal-Mart greeters except that they can stick their hands down your pants."

 

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[ALC]

That seemed ridiculous as shit. I wonder if they really feel around and fondle the balls. A real terrorist would just chop his off and replace em with little round bombs.

 

[Kaiser Franco]

If it means they won't look into my 'Adadas' bag after my China plane lands in Yankville next January..

 

[swag]

If it means they won't look into my 'Adadas' bag after my China plane lands in Yankville next January..

The Chinese are big on brand names.

(Especially their own versions of them.)

 

[Lion]

so just pat downs?

what if say i have a bonar... would they do a rub down as well?

 

[Sheik Yerbouti]

You could try. :eyebrows:

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

You should really go with one.

 

[Bjerknes]

TSA workers are sad.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/40318901/ns/travel-news/

Eat shit and die.

 

[Bjerknes]

Just like the Nazis stripped you down before they shot you...

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Wow.

 

[swag]

Andy is about 6 months from flying a private plane into an IRS building to take everybody out that's out to get him.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

I support him.

EDIT: Crap. It's already written and detected. Won't bother to delete it.

 

[Bjerknes]

That's not cool. I don't promote violence.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

You just encourage it?

 

[Bjerknes]

Definitely not. That will give Homeland an excuse to crack down even more, which is what they want.

 

[Quetzalcoatl]

Bah, Eminem lyric.

People ca only take so much before violence is the only option.

 

[swag]

Some poor single parent is trying to make a living just above minimum wage to put a house over her head and get her kid through school by doing a crap public service industry job -- one that's supposed to look out for my traveling safety -- and Andy is telling them to eat shit and die.

No, I fail to find sympathy with Andy on this point.

 

[Bjerknes]

Some poor single parent is trying to make a living just above minimum wage to put a house over her head and get her kid through school, and Andy's telling them to eat shit and die.

No, I fail to find sympathy with Andy on this point.

Yes, you would support a goon squad, wouldn't you.

If this was Bush's admin, you'd be singing a different tune.

Yes, you would.


You do realize someone got the crotch bomber on the plane to Detroit, don't you?

 

[ALC]

“But we’d like TSA to hand out pamphlets detailing what opt out means. When someone opts out of the X-ray scanners, they’re opting in for the pat-down,” Lewis said. “And once we explain what the pat-down is, you can’t go back and change your mind and say 'OK, I’ll go through the scanner.’ We’d like that explained so officers aren’t caught in that crossfire.”

I don't get that.

 

[swag]

Yes, you would support a goon squad, wouldn't you.

If this was Bush's admin, you'd be singing a different tune.

Yes, you would.


You do realize someone got the crotch bomber on the plane to Detroit, don't you?

If you want privacy, take a train, bus, boat, car, or better yet -- a private jet. Nobody has the God given right to fly a commercial airplane. Particularly if they're too modest to have their nads scanned for explosives. Nobody is forcing them.

If they're asking for my social security number and the names of all my relatives, that's one thing. But people need to get over themselves. A good chunk of the people I get on planes with these days, I want their asses scanned up the yin yang. And if it spooks them out, hey -- more space for my fat ass on the plane.