woman can't marry more than one man... why you ask?
because she would have to fix too many sandwiches, for too many men. It's already a bitch to get the damn woman to stay in the kitchen to fix a sandwich for you, let alone now she has to do it for more than one man, so she would take longe to get you the sandwich.
now here lies the brilliance of islam, since us guys are always hungry, having more than one wife means more sandwhices. Hell fucking yes! high five islam for getting something right (besides foursomes, of course)
Dusan take note you hungry horny fucker.