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  1. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    You mean lesbian.
  2. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Dafuq. Eurosport has gone full retard as ManchowderSport today.
  3. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Fergie is one of my favorite lesbian footie coaches.
  4. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Nah. I still want to give Van Poesje a hot lunch.
  5. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    My bro works for AON. He has to answer retarded employee questionnaires with questions like, "How important is our sponsorship of Manchowder United to you?" To which he answers, "Never crossed my mind." Waaaaa! "Catenaccio, catenaccio" Waaaaa!!! :cry: :cry: Bunch of defensive pussies.
  6. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    SuperBale :lol:
  7. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Man, you know how bad it is for Arsenal? How about when you've got a player like Nacho Monreal on your fantasy team, you neglect to notice he got traded at the very end of the January transfer window, and when you suddenly discover he got traded to Arsenal your immediate gut response is...
  8. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Did anyone ever report Newcastle's recent rape of David De Gea? :shifty:
  9. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    :lol: Oh, fuuuuuuuuu^#%$...
  10. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    The ball boy was being douchy, but that's no excuse to kick someone -- or at someone. The situation really wouldn't change much whether Hazard kicked the kid or tried to kick the ball out from under him. That's a hostile act no matter how many excuses you try to layer on it. This isn't Hollywood...
  11. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Ejected for kicking an equipment guy. :lol: That's talent. :tup:
  12. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    There goes the Bundesliga. :tdown:
  13. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    I haven't seen moves on goal like that since Momo Sissoko.
  14. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Suarez is top-shelf in the cheating category. Tough to beat. They need to give out an award for that. Like the UEFA Ballon de Volé.
  15. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    They already poached Shrek. :pado:
  16. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    I gotta say, he's impressed at Manchowder as well.
  17. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    I kind of find it hard to revel in Manchowder's 4-3 win over Newcastle as one of the "Premiership's great matches" when Hitler could have parked the Bismark in front of the opponents goal at times and the defenders would have never found it.
  18. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    No. The English Manual to Defending in the Premiership is still being unsuccessfully searched for in the wreckage of the Titanic.
  19. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Van Poesje could break a leg tying his shoes. :pado:
  20. swag

    [ENG] Premiership 2012/2013

    Todd and Timmy style, flying over the Tower Bridge?