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Oh Jesus, would it kill you to walk 10 meters to the nearest toilet? :D

Mildly funny

Bloody hell :D

Nonono, the part of the pretty lady is played by Monica Belucci :D

Mine always features a German and a Dutchman :D

I just witnessed the FUNNIEST commercial EVER! :howler: Alright, so picture this: you're a German company selling typically German food. You want to export your products to The Netherlands but ... well ... national sentiment isn't on your side. So you have to come up with a pretty damn good...

:howler: Your driving style I presume? ;)

Euthanasia is legal in Holland. Restricted to certain rules, but still legal. I think we're the only country on earth again to have legalised this :undecide:

Yup, yup and yup :D You got a death wish or something? :fero: What's a Copenhagen? ;) I actually did that when I lived in the UK :D Actually, that wouldn't work. By the time water starts pouring through the other side of the dyke, it is already soaked and putting your finger in...

Well we don't really need more people at the moment but I'll remember that for the future :);)

What? He hates Juve but he's not worse than me? :lazy::D

:touched: Thank you!

The Golf Bet Tiger Woods and Stevie Wonder are playing together in a charity golf tournament. Stevie has a unique way of golfing as Tiger learned. Stevie's caddy gives him his driver and runs down the fairway. About 250 yards away he yells, "Stevie, Stevie." Stevie Wonder pulls his driver...

A radical feminist is getting on a bus when, just in front of her, a man gets up from his seat. She thinks to herself, "Here's another man trying to keep up the customs of a patriarchal society by offering a poor, defenseless woman his seat," and she pushes him back onto the seat. A few...

And just how do you think you can catch me, criple boy? :p;)

Here you have a great chance to get to know about yourself like your character etc. without spending any money. Here it is..... Imagine you walked into a small hut by the river in the jungle.You pushed open the door, in front of you were 7 small beds to the right of the hut, and another...

An Italian man walks into a bank in downtown Manhattan and asks for the loan officer. He tells the loan officer that he is going to Italy on business for two weeks and needs to borrow $5,000. The bank officer tells him that the bank will need some form of security for the loan, so the Italian...

I got this one from a Dutch newspaper. I don't know what it's like in other countries, but here we have daily jokes next to the comics and letters to the editor: There's a man in a hospital with his wife by his side. The man is suffering of a terrible disease and has been in the hospital for...

PROPAGANDA!!!! You left out the Jerry Seinfeld answer!!! :fero: :D I'll add it for you then: JERRY SEINFELD: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?" :p:D