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  1. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    To marry, fuck, or kill? ;) Honestly, Zach is back... we need RUS too
  2. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    If you had to choose, Badass or Marc as new Tuz head honcho?
  3. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I think you should let another Mark take over. @Marc should run Tuz.
  4. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    No you won’t. That’s silly. Tuz needs Mark.
  5. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Tanu and Mark need to chill out, shake hands and just get along. We all love ya both, so no need for the pissing match.
  6. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    He didn’t really fail at Real... they just had Benzema, who was superior (no shame in that), and Chelsea made a massive offer. Definitely failed badly at Chelsea though. He had 20 goals - 5 assists in 1873 minutes that season at Madrid. I’d say he performed pretty well in that rotation/super...
  7. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Spill the beans, darling. Spill the beans!
  8. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    I don’t even know who that is. Lol Still better than that wimpy choker Alvaro.
  9. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    The worst, bro. The worst. He probably won’t even score while here.
  10. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Dude is like “I’m not a guru.” Then posts random speculation he’s “heard” without giving any sources. Lol
  11. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Does it look like he is going to stay up with the first team?
  12. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Who said this? Wait, nvm, obvious answer is obvious. Tootsie fanboi numero uno. :lol2:
  13. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Messenger? All your messages were straight up wrong last summer, dude. 1599932425 Maybe just chill on the fake guru thing.
  14. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    We secured the title this year after match day 36. It wasn’t some super early thing like in some previous seasons. Inter wins their home game against Fiorentina on match day 35, who knows what happens. We looked like shit all season. They pretty obviously improved on previous seasons. There...
  15. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    They finished with their highest point total in a decade, and only 1 pt behind us. I’d say they improved... :boh:
  16. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Paolo Rossi is only 63 :tuttosport:
  17. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Definitely don’t want then.
  18. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Morata would be perfect rotation striker if we can get him for cheap and have him on lower wages. Was super clutch while here, but never an every game, all season type for us. But occasional Clutch goals in big games would be fantastic to have.
  19. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    Shut yer mouth, you greasy, slimy, stinking retarded cunt breath! :heart: Did I do it right? :shifty:
  20. Post Ironic

    Summer Mercato Thread 2020-21

    You a Lebron fan now, bro? :ok: