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@Juve92 Time to get that body lubed up and put your Ronaldo gimp mask on, enjoy!

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It seems the newest trend for big teams is to sign great players for free showing they flex their big brains and not just purse strings. Bitches please, that was so 2011.

Fuck them then.

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It’s pretty clear City are just trying to hoodwink us out of £30m. Hopefully United with their connection to Ronaldo will just stump up the cash rather than trying to play smart. And if they do, then we better not be bluffing.

My god yes. But the way Pogba has started the season over there, it’s totally off limits. Besides we’d have to buy someone else from the French NT to trick him into believing that he’s playing there as with Rabiot being the only Frenchman here it’ll be frogbags at dawn between these two.

United suits Ronaldo so much better: Simple play v Pepito cosmology tactics, Will play every time he’s fit and willing v Pepito Tibetan method of team selection, and Will be a father figure in the dressing room v an ego threat to St Pepito spiritual sanctum. Now go yanited and give us the money.

Carnevale probably had a gun to his nuts or something to prevent meeting inception 2.

Excellent news. Let’s hope United allow Ronaldo to follow his heart and have a nice career end by providing us with the sum/players we require.

No more of these :weee:

At least none of us will have to keep enduring those cringe af ‘guess who?’ posts of Ronaldo’s silhouette when no-one asked for them from our awful social media team.

There’s absolutely no point in making someone shoulder the Ronaldo role. 1. No one can do it, 2. More individualism is not the right path for this team. It has to be collective, some players will naturally grow, here I’m thinking Dybala who always has always shone when allowed freedom and then...

Yay! Time for us to move on from this failed chapter.

Are they even rankable?

His dribbles were the second worst part of his time here after his link up play.

Of course it is, it keeps sponsorship investment steady and also quells any moaning fan backlash.

Yet people over here are openly fapping off to players like Camavinga? Can’t have those double standards bro. (not saying you do btw)

Offering Mendy with that preface is actually beyond insulting if you ask me.

He was on the right track during his last season here, I was baffled why we sold him. He has different attributes to Morata which I like. At least he’s had some more CL exp with PSG. Still I hope for better, we haven’t had long to sort this out properly and I think it will do for now. Players...