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A couple drove down a country road for several miles, not saying a word. An earlier discussion had led to an argument and neither of them wanted to concede their position. As they passed a...

Great jokes.

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Those are the new Inter jerseys ;)

with all the alternatives to suicide out there, most people need help in making the right choice. http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=manly_suicide

good one suzanne :D Canterbury, England. A.D. 999. An atmosphere close to panic prevails today throughout Europe as the millennial year 1000 approaches, bringing with it the so-called "Y1K Bug," a menace which, until recently, had hardly been heard of by anyone. Prophets of doom are...

really? i was talking more along the lines of real life but go on...:D

haha. i have some friends who i make fun of so much i just wanna thank them for all the good times i've had

well i dont hate you. but i dont love u either. dunno what thats called.

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:LOL: :D The Mental Health Hotline > >"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline. . . . . . " > > > >*If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. > > > >*If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you. > > > >*If you have multiple personalities...

mikh i wanna find out more too :D btw i miss suzanne :down:

wow the humour in the last few posts is astounding

A hip young man goes out and buys the best car available: A brand new Ferrari GTO. It is also the most expensive car in the world, and it costs him $500,000. He takes it out for a spin and stops for a red light. An old man on a moped, looking about 100 years old, pulls up next to him. The...

This guy blows a stop sign and a cop sees it so he pulls him over. Cop says, "License and registration please." Guy, "For what?" Cop, "Well, sir, you didn't stop at the sign." Guy, "I slowed down and no one was coming." Cop, "You didn't come to a complete stop, license and...

universal truths. i thought it was cheesy but oh well >1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. > > >2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. > > >3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle...

:D ...but the good curves part? Long ago, when sailing ships ruled the waves, a captain and his crew were in danger of being boarded by a pirate ship. As the crew became frantic, the captain bellowed to his First Mate, "Bring me my red shirt!" The First Mate quickly retrieved the...

A blonde and a lawyer are seated next to each other on a flight from LA to NY. The lawyer asks if she would like to play a fun game? The blonde, who's tired just wants to take a nap, politely declines and rolls over to the window to catch a few winks. The lawyer persists and explains that the...

hahahaha!!!! the last one was great suzanne!