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  1. Byrone

    HD Music Videos

    I know most get them from youtube or torrents but does anyone know of any sites to download HD videos? Also it's really hard to get anything decent before 2005.
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    Turning Darkie

    Inspired by the pseudo Japanese guy with horizontal eyes including an authentic asian penis & the Border Jumper im not familiar with, i'll give you insight into players from the corrupt continent that aren't on any club's radar cause they are just plain cack. PERSONAL • Full Name...
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    Data Usage Per Month

    So i've been handed a ban from my isp for not in keeping with their Acceptable Use Policy. I was pushing 1TB of data per month on a 4mb adsl line. I know it's slow for the rest of the world.:D How much are you doing a month on average? Just trying to get some understanding of other isp...
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    Karim Benzema

    Full name: Karim Benzema Date of birth: 19 December 1987 (23) Place of birth: Lyon, France Height: 1.84 m (6 ft 0 in) Playing position: Striker Karim Benzema (born 19 December 1987) is a French international footballer who currently plays for Real Madrid in the Spanish La Liga. He...
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    What nationality have you been mistaken for?

    So over the weekend i was out clubbing & i met this girl that thought i was israeli! I've been mistaken for a brazilian & an israeli. So has it happened to you? I know it's happened to Dru, those rednecks can't tell the difference from a desi to a mexican.
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    D dirty little secret & the truth behind Lorena's disappearance!

    Controversial Macedonian Soumen has a new boyfriend Dus a former inmate for the murder of young Lorene in his basement has a new boyfriend bokija 13! Paparazzi shot of the Macedonian Soumen Bojana Jovanovskog the idyllic walks along the lake Palic with her new boyfriend After problems with...
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    Would You Date Someone from Juventuz.com?

    So would you & who would be your number on choice? There are obvious pro's like having a mutual love for Juve & football, but what happens if things go south? If you muck up & one of the girls dump you, how would you react to them telling everybody you have a small weiner? Obviously that...
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    What's the worst job you've had?

    One of my friends lost his job a few months back & he got into the human waste industry. He cleaned porter potties at $25 an hour & he saved up enough to start his own shit pot cleaning business. What was the worst job you've had & what lengths would you go to, to put bread on the table? The...
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    Juventuz Atmosphere II

    So silly season has come & it's time to get our boots out. With Stomachi Grassi & Real Italiens hogging all the limelight, time has come for one of the teams promoted from Serial B to move onto the big stage Bendover Rovers F.C Chairman: Sergio President: JuveJay General Director...
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    Rugby World Cup 2011

    Will SA retain it's WC champions title? With New Zealand hosting the event, they're the favorites to clinch the trophy. Australia as always are also amongst strong contenders for the WC, along with England & France. Twenty teams will compete in the 2011 World Cup. The following twelve teams...
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    Club Hopping Footballers

    So we all know players aren't very loyal these days but which ones do you think were the most ridiculous when it came to changing clubs every season? My number one pick has to be Benito Carbone, the guy played for a staggering 17 clubs! The longest he played for a single club was three years...
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    Bozi's 20k Dedication!

    Lazy bastard, i'm calling you out, you're officially worse than Dru!
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    The Official Juventuz Footballer Groupies Award 2011

    So we have our favorite players but some definitely take it way too far, choose who you think is the most obsessed bunch & that's most likely to rape their favorite player as a pack. Del Piero - Rab, Hoori, Cigdem, Rami, Simon, Christina, Blondu Trezeguet - Martin, Vlatko, Byrone, Patrick...
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    The Official Juventuz Couple of the Year award 2011

    Choose the most outstanding couple of Juventuz 2011! Dusan & Lorena Alen & Hoori Rob & Cigdem Aush & Klin Rab & Byrone Rab & Asif & Byrone Albert & Salvo Rab & Andy Aaron & Burke Fabi & Andy Fabi & Rab Osman & Steve Irwin (RIP) Martin & ReMad Hustini &...
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    Between Enemy Sheets-a modern Balkan Romeo + Juliet

    With Lorena's dedication thread & her revealing their relationship, we're are all excited about the developments. How long will this last? Will Dusan finally smile? Can Lorena make killer sandwiches? Will Dusan remain monogamous? NO MORE BUTTSECS? Will Alen throw a spanner in...
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    Malawi To Ban Public Farting

    Malawian lawmakers will next week debate a law change to criminalise public farting, which a Cabinet minister said had been encouraged by democracy. "The government has a right to ensure public decency. We are entitled to introduce order in the country," Justice and Constitutional Affairs...
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    The Official African & Zé Tahir Thread.

    Right so all you tiny dick whities, shrimp dicked asians & snail pecker latinos stay out. This thread is for people with big decks only. So Osman, what's new in Somalia? Ahmed, has Hazem raided any pyramids lately?
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    The Official Use Your Imagination Thread.

    Since Fred doesn't watch porn, how does he get his rocks off? What are your suggestions if no internet or porn dvds/VHS tapes aren't available. Please discuss. Okay this thread is about Fred, so i brought his friend to explain the whole imagination issue.
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    When ______ Logs On, The First Thread They Go To Is.

    Lets see how well we know each other. I'll go first. When Bisco logs on, the first thread he goes to is the left hand typed,keyboard sticky thread.:D Accurate or not?