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It was nearing the end of the year-long farewell tour of the world-famous band Fecal Samatar. Klin, the guitarist, had been having a massive disagreement with their drummer, Zacheryah over protein supplements which was looking like it was going to end with someone's head smashed into the bass...

A few people have mentioned wanting to play again, and as the summer is the perfect season for it, why not? I would aim at starting at the beginning of next week (Sunday or Monday). So who would want to be in?

A Blame of Thrones : Castle Tuz is under siege! Ser Salvo sat astride his destrier, white shoes glistening in the winter sun, surveying the ruins of his most recent acquisition, Castle Tuz. This war had been a long campaign and the majority of the castle’s inhabitants had died of...

r On the morning of July 21st, the gates of DheeWorld opened early. To the police, that is. The waterpark had been doing well lately, what with the new dolphin exhibition and owner Sheik Yerbouti’s recent marriage to billionaire heiress of the Happy Dolphin tuna canning business, Bezzy. What...

In this version, please send your answers to me in a PM. You have until 6:00pm EST time. Here are the questions: 1. You are stranded on a deserted island. Which ’tuz member do you decide to bring along? 2. Who is the weirdest person on ’tuz? 3. Who has the longest dong? 4. You have...

The Tuz-seidon Adventure Klin and Bezzy had been packing their bags for weeks, excited about their upcoming cruise on the SS Tuz-seidon. Bezzy had won tickets in a wet t-shirt competition (narrowly beating out SABSAB because of her tendency to wear all of her football tops at once, creating...

Can anyone recommend me something to listen to? A lot of you know what I like, Genesis, Fleetwood Mac, The Jam, Depeche Mode, motown/60s shit, 80s pop, what have you. Just looking for something new and different... Likewise if other people are looking for recommendations, fire away.

I had thought that I would do one of these for 15k, as 15 is my number, but it kind of came and went. So in the wake of this week's disappointment, here's some more. Thanks to all of the lovely people who make this place what it is. When I joined, I never thought I'd stay, but here we are...

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Because people seem to like this, and as Aaron said "it's tradition", here is a thread for end of year "award" nominations. Prizes could include, but are not limited to, access to the NATW thread, an IP ban, or naked photos of the member of your choice. No guarantees, though. Until last year...