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Well this is one match I cant wait to see....at last some entertainment on tv...

WHY FOOTBALL GROUNDS ARE LIKE WOMEN >1. there is a vast difference in grounds with regards to length and width, thus varying the quality of play >2. pitches vary from the well grassed to the completely bald >3. remember, it is possible to score at both...

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One is an Mancunian, one a Scouser, and the other a West Indian. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor - as you do in these situations. All of a sudden the doctor...

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment arrived > when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first. > > So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned the switch on and > everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the...

TREZ OUT 09/26/2003. Juventus are expected to play with Marcelo Zalayeta next to Marco Di Vaio at Reggina this Saturday as David Trezeguet suffered an ankle injury during training this morning. Because of this injury, the French striker might also miss next Tuesday's Champions League...

hahaha....I am in a state of shock.............Ole!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...hahahaha (only joking) No honestly, I havent seen your email as I havent been on the laptop and I have been ill with the flu and a bad throat not to mention some stupid guy crashed into our car and caused £1500 damage...

I went to Malaga in Spain...and I've come back home to winter!

Flippin eck, I go away for a few weeks and miss going to Amsterdam for a couple of games and Davids gets really angry that I miss them and causes havoc!!!!!!!... I only heard about what happened today.....I had to suffer all the Spanish games!...

A guy sitting at an airport bar in Atlanta noticed a beautiful woman > sitting next to him. > > He thought to himself, "Wow, she's so gorgeous she must be a flight > attendant. But which airline does she work for?" > > Hoping to pick her up, he leaned towards her and uttered the Delta...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY DJ-ANNA HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO YOU!

Roy Makaay With Holland’s first practice sessions over in the week of truth, Advocaat found himself facing a group of crocks on training day one. Makaay’s knee trouble is his biggest concern, but Hasselbaink, Van der Meyde and Stam also couldn’t join the squad in practice. Crunch time is...

He's got an ankle injury has he??...Makaay that is??

Didn't realise that about Kluivert....But all the times I've seen Holland play RVN has only played a handful of times...and I can't even remember seeing him score!...I know he's amazing for Man U, wish he was as good for Holland....

THE BEST CHAIN EMAIL EVER WRITTEN: Hello, my name is not important, I suffer from the guilt of not forwarding 50 billion f*cking chain letters sent to me by people who actually believe that if you send them on, a poor 6-year-old girl in Tasmania with a breast on her forehead will be able...

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY > >--------------------------------------------- > > > >A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a > >fly swatter. > > > >"What are you doing?" She asked. > > > >"Hunting flies." He responded. > > > >"Oh. Killing any?" She...

Huge congratulations to you.....welcome to the world of being engaged!...Hope your engagement wont be as long as mine!!!!!...haha

Congratulations to you!

HAHAHAHAH LOL!!!...Very good!

Have a great time away Iulia, have fun and keep off the grapefruit juice.....!!...

Looks like I'm gonna have to do some serious cheering then! So do you reckon the Holland Internationals at Chelski and Arsenal will do as Dickie says and find new clubs....