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Dear Cats, When I say to move, it means go someplace else, not switch positions with each other so there are still two cats in the way. The dishes with the paw print are yours and contain your food. The other dishes are mine and contain my food. Please note, placing a paw print in the...

I collect Bon Jovi's Albums, Picture discs, Cd's, Videos, everything...I have every record they ever made on CD, Album Single, even unreleased tracks.... I also collect teddy bears...

Sorry to hear about ys car Glenn, you seem to have as much luck with cars as I do... After spending over £1000 on mine this year....new exhaust and cat converter, rear shocks, new cam belt, new brakes, 2 new tyres, new radiator.....they now tell me to head gasket has gone, there is water in...

Dont knock it till ya try it! Oh we are still talkin about chips and mayo arent we.....

> At the end of a tiny deserted bar is a huge scouse bloke - 6ft 5in > >tall > > > and 350lbs. > > > He's having a few beers when a short, well dressed and an obviously > >gay > > > man walks in and sits beside him. > > > After 3 or 4 beers, the gay fella finally plucks up the...

A man has tickets for the Rugby World Cup Final. As he sits down, another man comes and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. He replies "The seat is empty." "This is incredible" said the man. "Who in their right mind would have a seat like this for...

oh and the chips and mayo

12 October 2003 - Dutch fans travel to Munich and put up banner in front of Oliver Kahn's house, showing a photo with his crucial mistake against the Brazilians in the WC2002 final. See thats why I like the Dutch fans so much....Comedy value!!...

A German guy approaches a prostitute. > > "I vish to buy zex vit you". > "OK" says the girl, "I'll charge 20 an hour". > "Ist goot, but I must varn you, I am a little kinky". > "No problem" she replies cautiously, "I can do a little kinky". So off > they go to the girl's flat, where the...

An old man was sitting on a bench at the mall. A young man walked up >and > >sat down. He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, > >blue, yellow. The old man just stared. Every time the young man looked > >around, the old man was > > > staring. The young man...

young boy asks his father, "Dad, is it ok for us guys to notice all The different kind of boobs?" Surprised, the father answers, "Well, sure son, we wouldn't be normal if we didn't. There are all kinds of breasts...depending on a woman's age. In her twenties, a woman's breasts are like...

My car was iced up this morning......not nice when you're late for work....

Maybe he'll go to Chelsea, the Funky Bhudda night life might swing it for him!!

haha looks like he's bitten off the top of thumb.... Thats the funniest picture I've seen of him! So glad he isnt going with RVN...

All the times I've seen Holland,RVN has hardly ever played and when he has he's never really made a big impression, in a few games I forgot he was on the pitch...

hahaha Mr positive, I like that! you could also say the same about England!!!!!!!!!!

Says alot when the national side dont want you, or the club you play for! What a shame!!!!!!!..haha he deserves everything thats coming to him...

haha oh yes I do....dont worry!...its an anti-totti one!!!!!!!!!

I'm sorry, I'm to blame for that, I had my brazil shirt on....!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha, yeah I think they should both be fined!!!!!!! although it did liven up a really boring match!