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How do people still drink loads in the 30s? I have 3 drinks and the hangovers kill me the next day. It's time to retire from the drinking game.

What about losing 3 inches of height for 1 mil?

Did I mention that I'll be in your city in July? I'm down for hitting the 10/10 trannies in Antwerp.

How about losing an inch of dick for 1 mil?

If only he was a fan of the Titanic

Lawlz come on dude. I'm sure your IQ would still be around 100. You'd be just as stupid as the average person but 1 mil richer. Hopefully your new dumb self won't go broke in 2-3 years.

Would you give up 20 IQ points for 1 mil?

I'd buy Juve and extend Max until 2042 just to enjoy Tuz's sweet sweet tears

Orange hippo missus

The replies are pure gold and I love it.

I don't think it's necessary.

The only place you'll see Chiesa and Zaniolo will be the surgery room.

Poor souls those who spend any second of their time looking up Juve transfer news.

Forgot "i cAn'T BReaThE"

Another season of skipping most games

Nah, "she" faker than American cheese. I liek my ladies natural looking.

Let the gays and all the other degenerates do their flamboyant shit in public. Who cares? The White House is not a sacred place anyway, it's full of corrupt politicians who are way worse than all the faggots combined. I'd much rather have TikTok, Instagram reels and YouTube Shorts banned so...

They'd need to have their dick chopped off and turned into a vag of course. Sword fights ain't my thing.

Would you rather fuck a 10/10 tranny or an obese 1/10 cisgender woman

Guys who are against women showing their tits are gay