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Nothing like having overcooked plain chicken and dry sausages at a BBQ :baus:

Bunga Bunga parties in hell with all the 14 year olds that were never baptised.

I'd been feeling bad for this colleague because she's been on sick leave for an extended period so I've been taking on a lot of her work. Now I'm not so sure she's actually sick. One of my other colleagues said she took extended sick leave a couple of years ago too and it turned out she was just...

Have you checked how much victim you are

True story. She used to date a guy I was friends with. Huge cokehead.

Refined women with loads of cash to spend on baby powder. One of them married Pogba

The ones you attract

I meet two Aussies and within 5 minutes we're doing cocaine

Padel is one of the fastest growing sports in ze world. A bit like tennis but you play on a smaller court with walls on the sides and glass in the back.

Plebs deserve to die. Jokes aside, I still don't own a car since I moved to the UK and I'm alright but public transport could be a bit better. Only now I'm contemplating getting a car because the nearest padel court near me is a 15 min drive but a 50 min bus ride... Fuck that but also fuck the...

I can see myself buying something like a Land Cruiser or a Patrol if I took several road trips a year. The level of comfort and safety is just unmatched. Crash against a typical European hatchback? Sorry bruh you're dead and I'm alive.

Beautiful whip but completely unnecessary and expensive to run if it's just your daily commuter.

White English rappers also sound retarded

Can't really remember right now as I don't pay attention to ridiculous conversations (and I'm sure I've heard worse than what I'm about to mention) but things like people expecting free childcare after parental leave is over, more and better council housing, subsidies for home insulation, more...

I've noticed a common theme in the UK: people expect the government to help them with everything. Don't know if it's their history of collectivism or their culture of entitlement. Maybe a bit of both. Makes me disgusted sometimes.

Why have any discipline when you can just get a jab for it https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65821450https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-65821450 The world's about to be full of fake lean people.

I think you're turning into a woman and having your first period

Love how swag keeps up with all the Gen Z lingo and culture. A true multi-generational gentleman. 1686059685 Found Kyle browsing the incel forums https://looksmax.org/threads/rate-me-guys-and-give-me-an-advice-please.738844/

The only true well balanced centrist on Tuz. Fucking fanbois

Hope you all gays end up in Uganda somehow