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:rofl: :howler: Pussy coach, pussy director, pussy club = pussy players Thank fuck I'm not watching this steaming pile of garbage

Missing this shitfest, and I am happy about it. Fuck this lineup, the players out of position, the coach, Cuntoli, and this cuck club.

What a lame and tame mercato. Muani aside, we failed to get a proper CB. Veiga on loan is fine, and I am not sure what to think of Costa. 3/10.

:yuck: :inter: Who's this piece of shit? Injury prone mediocre CB who's deemed excess to requirements at a mid EPL club, but he's somehow supposed to help us in fighting for a top 4 finish? And it's not mrely an option but an obligation? Fuck off Cuntoli.

Noooo! In a Dance Off wirh Villa and the Medicine Tablets from France we lost?

Have you discovered blood pressure yet?

Wait. We're linked with Anjorin from Empoli? It all makes sense. His name rhymes with insulin, which will become a staple for Juve fans as we embark on a new era of unforgiving footie that is sure to elevate existing sugar levels and increase the number of Juve diabetics globally.

What's a Mitoma? Sounds like a pernicious malignant disease.

Fuck the Purple Cunts - they should be willing to take more of a gamble on Fags. They gave us Nickles Gonelozes for an expensive loan + obligation. In other news, I am excited we beat and to a CB

You forgot one important factor - Madrid win in spite of their struggles. We continue to struggle, and somehow get worse. Madrid, last time I checked, are 15 time CL winners, and last won La Liga in 2023. They can afford to be (somewhat) patient because they've never really failed (only in...

Dungo We could also go with Dunceo or Dumbo

We could draw both and still qualify on penalties :D

No one in our team is playing anything resembling world class football. Guys like McNuggets, Thuram and Yildiz are playing at a C+ or B- level. The only reason some of their play appears World Class is because everyone else, especially the coach, is currently at an F. Cuntoli already dropped...

I regeret to inform you there's no way of Re-Koopering from this mess we've gotten ourselves into. It's a long road to Re-Koopery from here. You might want to Re-Koopsider taking a break from watching Juventus games for the time being.

What am I missing?

:yuck: :inter: ElKunt Just sell the club and focus on tugging Suckerburg's balls and fucking around with the fascist austistic muppet Musk.

Another symptom of the malaise infesting this once proud club. This insipid listless sack of shit has about as much charisma and grinta as a discarded banana peel. Kos Omein Om Omak ya M3aras.

Fuck this guy. Kos Omein Omak Ya 3ameel Ya Kazir. Ya 3ameel Ya Kazir translates to you filthy agent/spy.

Fuck this guy. He seems like a smug arrogant prick with a punchable face. Kos Omein Om Omak Ya Ibn El Mitnaka Ya Kalb.