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Hitler Smelt Her is a bonafide Fagiot Nut Hugger and Cum Guzzler - he has a small statue of Fagiot's Phallus in his small cottage in the woods, where he prays and worships at the Altar of Fagiot on the daily. He even buys hens that lay eggs the exact size of Fagiot's testes. 1724519380 You...

Let's not go there - Yildiz is not Del Piero. Also, that Juventus team had some real talent and leadership (Vialli The Great - RIP; Kohler, Torricelli, Ravanelli, Moller, Conte, and of course the one and only Baggio whom Del Piero would go on to replace).

:rofl: :howler: I can imagine Cuntoli going at them with the loan + option (obligation if certain conditions are met), offering a 7 million Euro Loan + 42 million obligation to be paid over 4 years. I can also imagine the Bilbao management kindly telling him to go fuck himself :b81: 1724388427...

Neither. It would still be a fail. Why? Because you're relying on a kid with a few senior games under his belt to be the link between your midfield and attack. Another reason why it would be an epic fail is that you'd have failed to secure your primary target, one that you'd been chasing for...

Fuck him.

Danilo and Vlahovic both have that attitude. I'd argue Bremer does too. You know what they're not though? Italian.

Better Farca than Sfinter. I wish him nothing but the best, until he plays us.

Blatant ignorance too - I mean pick up a book or watch some history documentaries. You know what he's going to say though, right? Oh, I was only joking. Come on guys, can't you take a joke? That'll be his excuse for ignorance and bigotry. He needs some Hummus

Another L for Cuntoli? If he manages to send Koshitz and Arturd their way, I'd call it a win.

Cuntobile scored a plethora of goals, but I still consider him trash. I don't like system players (a la Cuntobile and Berardi) that fit spectacularly at one club and fail miserably elsewhere (or are unwilling to challenge themselves). Ratatouille also only really had that one standout season...

No, he can't and shouldn't. We have many games and competitions. Yes, Mbangula looks interesting, and Weah scored a goal, but we can't go into a season with Mbangula, Yildiz, Weah, Cambiasso, and potential new acquisition as our options on the wings- that's just a recipe for disaster. With...

We do need a double swoop though, especially if Chiesa is leaving.

So, do we call him Penis Hare or Rabbit Penis?

Why are we so desperate for this guy? He's really not worth all this fuss. For 30 million? Ok. For 40? GTFO!

Ratatouille is a trash player, just like the dish.

Love you too Manyak :heart: :b81:

Because that's the only thing he can objectively teach. He doesn't possess the skills to teach them anything about football or the art of defending, for example.

Akon "Locked Up, They won't let me out, they won't let me out, (I'm locked up)"

From Wiki: Vampeta, his nickname, is a fusion of the words "vampiro" (Portuguese for vampire) and "capeta" (Portuguese slang for devil), because his childhood friends thought he was ugly and toothless. Some childhood friends he had.

He's turning 34 in two months, and his wages are astronomical.